Foid combat instructors be like

[ionlycopenow]

Today we had some self defense / hand to hand combat training and one of the instructors (foid) said she was going to show us a technique to “get anybody off you no matter how big”. She bragged about how she got a 7 foot guy off her once doing this.

[UWSL]So she calls me up and says she will show everyone how to do it. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Except she couldn’t. She kept trying to kick my feet/hands or force me on my back, side, or face plant me forward etc, throw my balance off, anything and she absolutely could not do it. She tried throwing me to the side, forward, backwards literally nothing worked. [/UWSL]

The other male instructor started giving her tips, to pin my arms or legs or apply more pressure here or there, throw off his balance and she tried and still couldn’t do it. After about seven tries she gave up and got mad at me saying it was “impossible”.

This is also a foid who was bragging about being a boxer and how good she was. So there you go, female combat pros for you.

 

[nice_try]

"foid combat instructor"
lol

 

[SayanimCel]

Foids vastly underestimate how much weaker they are than the average man

 

[racoon4]

ultra based of you

 

[Deleted member 42077]

Surprised you didn't get arrested for looking at muh kween.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Surprised you didn't get arrested for looking at muh kween.

It was fully consensual on both ends and legal. She was still extremely mad, though. She was talking about how much of a boxing pro she is and then she couldn’t get a single bum such as myself off of her with any technique she tried

 

[TheCatMan]

 

[PPEcel]

you're 6'5 so not surprising

 

[ionlycopenow]

you're 6'5 so not surprising

Foid was bragging saying she has used this technique to get off 6’10 or so dudes and she was so cocky it would work here too except it didn’t. If a 7 footer couldn’t work it out Not sure why I’m an exception.

 

[nice_try]

you're 6'5 so not surprising

6'5 material artist, obvious fakecels are obvious

 

[ionlycopenow]

6'5 material artist,

Right in an mma fighter or something

 

[PPEcel]

Foid was bragging saying she has used this technique to get off 6’10 or so dudes and she was so cocky it would work here too except it didn’t. If a 7 footer couldn’t work it out Not sure why I’m an exception.

what move was she trying to do anyway

 

[ionlycopenow]

what move was she trying to do anyway

She was trying to some type of leg thrust or some kind of leg lock to throw “anybody off balance”

 

[PPEcel]

She was trying to some type of leg thrust or some kind of leg lock to throw “anybody off balance”

just lol

 

[ionlycopenow]

just lol

She started the thing off my saying “ok so your legs and lower region are extremely powerful so you can throw anybody off no matter how big or strong they are”

got a reality check real quick. And I am not some super huge jacked chad or some kind of pro fighter. Just a random bum

 

[nice_try]

Right in an mma fighter or something

You do some kind of combat sports training.
Also a foid picks you for a close combat sparring session .... nigga you're the most fake fakecel in a long time

 

[ionlycopenow]

You do some kind of combat sports training.

no, I do not.

 

[pokemondetectivecel]

Foids vastly underestimate how much weaker they are than the average man

I bet they are stronger than me

 

[nice_try]

no, I do not.

So you're a cop?

 

[ionlycopenow]

So you're a cop?

No.

 

[nice_try]

No.

So you're a Security Guard?

 

[ionlycopenow]

So you're a Security Guard?

Im a correctional officer

 

[nice_try]

Im a correctional officer

very nice

 

[nystagmuscel]

ultra based of you

 

[Pixycel]

Foid was bragging saying she has used this technique to get off 6’10 or so dudes and she was so cocky it would work here too except it didn’t. If a 7 footer couldn’t work it out Not sure why I’m an exception.

Man how can you be 6'5 and incel?
Are you even trying?

 

[ionlycopenow]

very nice

Not really. Garbage job and nowadays it’s even worse than it used to be back in the day.

 

[Deleted member 40252]

Ultra based

 

[racoon4]

She started the thing off my saying “ok so your legs and lower region are extremely powerful so you can throw anybody off no matter how big or strong they are”

Sounds like some kind of a judo throw

 

[lonelycurry26]

no, I do not.

Are you white, too?

 

[NagarNikkucel]

"foid combat instructor"
lol

 

[LesscoBlob]

Foids vastly underestimate how much weaker they are than the average man

Like EVERYONE ELSE HERE HAS ALREADY SAID: What the devil is a "Female Conbat Instructor"?

 

[IncelHeII]

excuse me sir its 2022 you need to let the foid win

 

[cvh1991]

Foids vastly underestimate how much weaker they are than the average man

 

[Indari]

was this israeli krav maga class?