Blackpill Harry Potter lived the truecel life in his first 11 years of life

[Edmund_Kemper]

he didn't have a birthday party in 11 years (which was when he was a newborn), he didn't have friends and was a scrawny short guy who got made fun of at school and got bullied by the Dursleys and their chad son Dudley. then the book goes bluepilled and he meets a foid friend and some ginger guy as a friend and betabuxxes the ginger guy's younger sister when harry is 36 years old.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

he mogs me into shit

 

[Deleted member 24876]

I can see harry meeting ron to be true irl but hermione would just hang out with other foids.

 

[Speedloader]

he mogs me into shit

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I can see harry meeting ron to be true irl but hermione would just hang out with other foids.

 

[Forgotten]

JUST WIZARDMAXXX BRO

Soon you will be screwing Ginny Weasley's pussy. That's a hot ginger man!

 

[Total Imbecile]

I need to rewatch Harry Potter tbh, I remember the books being super fun to read but I never got around to actually finishing them or the movies

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I need to rewatch Harry Potter tbh, I remember the books being super fun to read but I never got around to actually finishing them or the movies

it's hard to read books with many pages

JUST WIZARDMAXXX BRO

Soon you will be screwing Ginny Weasley's pussy. That's a hot ginger man!

 

[Ping And Pong]

it's hard to read books with many pages

over for nonreadingcels

 

[Deleted member 29230]

Sounds like my life now

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Sounds like my life now

 

[Deleted member 27159]

The entire thing was completely fake and I am not even talking about the magic. The only thing that could probably happen is him becoming friends with Ron but that’s it. Maybe some people might respect him because Voldemort failed to kill him as a baby but that’s it. He really wouldn’t have been as popular.

 

[armis]

He was statusmaxxed, Neville was more of a truecel than him.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

The entire thing was completely fake and I am not even talking about the magic. The only thing that could probably happen is him becoming friends with Ron but that’s it. Maybe some people might respect him because Voldemort failed to kill him as a baby but that’s it. He really wouldn’t have been as popular.

He was statusmaxxed, Neville was more of a truecel than him.

dudley was a chad

 

[armis]

dudley was a chad

Slytherin were the chads because dark triad

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Slytherin were the chads because dark triad

was malfoy a chad?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

dudley was a chad

Totally chad

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Totally chad

in the book he was a chad

 

[ChinaCurry]

I thought Harry has Qt Noodlewhore gf? Not rons sister

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

Harry Potter is a poorly written Mary Sue who gets insta status and moneyaxxed.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I thought Harry has Qt Noodlewhore gf? Not rons sister

what is qt?

 

[Over_this_Life]

it's hard to read books with many pages

I can never finish them. I get like halfway through and never touch the book again. Almost finished dracula like a year ago but haven’t finished it

 

[ChinaCurry]

what is qt?

Q T 3.14

 

[ilieknothing]

I thought Harry has Qt Noodlewhore gf? Not rons sister

noodlewhore was his first gf and kiss and then he got Ron's sister

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Harry potter He's just like me

 

[Lone-Star]

Dudley isn't chad though, He's just a fat low tier normie tbh

 

[curryboy420]

Fuck that guy, some rich gay pedo really wanted to betabux for him so he sent him 5000 letters inviting him to the most chad school ever. You bet when I was 11 I was waiting for my letter out of this shithole and im still waiting at 22.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

what is qt?

QT 3.14

QT = cutie
3.14 = pi

QT 3.14 = cutie pie

Or at least that's what I think it stands for tbh

 

[ionlycopenow]

In the harry potter universe he literally has the most smv in the entire wizard world. If he was real and that shit was real he would be getting his dick sucked nonstop by hogwarts sluts the second he gets there.

I need to rewatch Harry Potter tbh, I remember the books being super fun to read but I never got around to actually finishing them or the movies

I recently did and quite enjoyed the first few. The last ones are kind of ass tbh no fun allowed type

 

[Solo Disident]

he didn't have a birthday party in 11 years (which was when he was a newborn), he didn't have friends and was a scrawny short guy who got made fun of at school and got bullied by the Dursleys and their chad son Dudley. then the book goes bluepilled and he meets a foid friend and some ginger guy as a friend and betabuxxes the ginger guy's younger sister when harry is 36 years old.

yep, dont forget Hermione is now the chief of Womens UN, the biggest feminist mafia in the world. At the same time that she works as a model making millions for selling underwear Victoria Sercet bullshit and claiming to be sexualized against her will at the same time.

 

[ilieknothing]

In the harry potter universe he literally has the most smv in the entire wizard world. If he was real and that shit was real he would be getting his dick sucked nonstop by hogwarts sluts the second he gets there.

Yep, he had Justin Bieber level SMV. He could've picked any foid he wanted. He chose a slutty ranga.

 

[PPEcel]

he mogs me into shit

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Totally chad

i have to bring back this thread because in the book, he's a chad but this actor is a 3/10 at best. if he wasn't a famous actor he'd be typing on here

 

[Deleted member 32725]

i have to bring back this thread because in the book, he's a chad but this actor is a 3/10 at best. if he wasn't a famous actor he'd be typing on here

He still mogs me.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

He still mogs me.

what do you look like? DM me a pic

 

[Deleted member 32725]

what do you look like? DM me a pic

I would, but I don't want to get doxxed tbh. It's not that I don't trust you, but if anything happened and my Dad's work found out his son was incel they might fire him. I look alarmingly like pre-tranny Chris Chan, if that helps

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I would, but I don't want to get doxxed tbh. It's not that I don't trust you, but if anything happened and my Dad's work found out his son was incel they might fire him. I look alarmingly like pre-tranny Chris Chan, if that helps

brutal

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

I can see harry meeting ron to be true irl but hermione would just hang out with other foids.

 

[Deleted member 32725]

brutal

I've been told that, in person, before. It's how I even found out about him.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I've been told that, in person, before. It's how I even found out about him.

Who told you it?

 

[Deleted member 32725]

Who told you it?

It was my first semester at college and a guy in my Calc class asked me if I knew who Chris Chan was. I said I had no idea, and so he showed me a picture. He said I reminded him of Chris Chan. Didn't even apologize or nothing. Normies, man.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

It was my first semester at college and a guy in my Calc class asked me if I knew who Chris Chan was. I said I had no idea, and so he showed me a picture. He said I reminded him of Chris Chan. Didn't even apologize or nothing. Normies, man.

Wow

 

[Dregster]

 

[Deleted member 4999]

he didn't have a birthday party in 11 years (which was when he was a newborn), he didn't have friends and was a scrawny short guy who got made fun of at school and got bullied by the Dursleys and their chad son Dudley. then the book goes bluepilled and he meets a foid friend and some ginger guy as a friend and betabuxxes the ginger guy's younger sister when harry is 36 years old.

Thank you for this great synopsis of harry potter

 

[Speed]

Then it turns it he's practically Wizard royalty, a genius at a sport he never knew existed, let alone ever played, ultra resourceful practically making him unbeatable in combat, etc, etc...

Shit turned so bluepilled. At least JK Rowling admitted Hermione would've never got with Ron.

 

[Hyperwristcel]

Ron mogged him though cause he's taller, bigger and less jewy, that's why Hermione liked him and not that incel Harry.

As if a girl would ever want to get with a 5'4" hooknosed Jew-hobbit with glasses jfl. That's bluepilled af.

He still mogs me.

Mogs me to infinity and beyond. Look at that chin!

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Ron mogged him though cause he's taller, bigger and less jewy, that's why Hermione liked him and not that incel Harry.

As if a girl would ever want to get with a 5'4" hooknosed Jew-hobbit with glasses jfl. That's bluepilled af.

Mogs me to infinity and beyond. Look at that chin!

the actor for harry is 5'5 not 5'4

also that chin is dudley actor's only good attribute the rest of his face is exceptionally subhuman

 

[Hyperwristcel]

the actor for harry is 5'5 not 5'4

also that chin is dudley actor's only good attribute the rest of his face is exceptionally subhuman

Yeah cause claiming you're 1 inch taller is not typical for manlets.

He has blue eyes, pale skin and NW0 hairline too. Average height. Mogs many.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

There was a brutal racepill in one of the movies when Harry kisses that noodlewhore.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Yeah cause claiming you're 1 inch taller is not typical for manlets.

He has blue eyes, pale skin and NW0 hairline too. Average height. Mogs many.

he lost his virginity at 16 to i think a 23 year old. but he was statusmaxxed.

There was a brutal racepill in one of the movies when Harry kisses that noodlewhore.

video URL?