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Theory Has this ever happened to you irl and if it hasn't then what would you do?

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How would you respond or what would you say to her incel
 
I go through this everyday.
 
This has never happened to me irl because I don't talk to foids but if it did, I would probably have the same reaction as Kaneki tbh
 
As if I would acknowledge a foid while I am so busy dripping
 
I would lie and say that I am not.
 
No foid would ask me that. I am a ugly curry, so it's obvious anyways that I am a guaranteed KHHV.
 
In all seriousness id first probably jestermaxx and say sarcastically "yes, you but you could bring a change in that though if you wanted teehee:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:?" if she's not hopping on my dick and she's being serious and respons with "for real?", then if it's just her by herself i would for once actually not lie, just to see what her response would be

ngl im fantasy level coping hard rn at 4:00 am and high on benzos
 
In all seriousness id first probably jestermaxx and say sarcastically "yes, you but you could bring a change in that though if you wanted teehee:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:?" if she's not hopping on my dick and she's being serious and respons with "for real?", then if it's just her by herself i would for once actually not lie, just to see what her response would be

ngl im fantasy level coping hard rn at 4:00 am and high on benzos
Based
 
I give a weird answer about how men can't be virgins because we have no hymen to break so she gets creeped out and fucks off.
 
I would pretend I did not hear that, also why is a girl talking to me?
 
Yeah but unlike him she didn't proceed to have sex with me moments later
But I guess that's the kind of perks you can expect once you get the status of a ghoul king
 
I would admit it and ask her back, "how did you know? Is it because I'm too ugly for you?"
 
Yeah but unlike him she didn't proceed to have sex with me moments later
But I guess that's the kind of perks you can expect once you get the status of a ghoul king
kaneki ascended, just get ghoul DNA theory
 
I haven't talked to a foid in years, they cower in fear when they see my hideous face.
 
throw coffee in her face
 
I hear the anime sucked.
yes anime worse than manga, it goes off track the manga around second season, has bad pacing at parts, and alot of other problems. sadly this happens with alot of things.
 
I never got that far in a conversation with a foid before.
 
I would react shocked with a "are you fucking serious" laugh. Fake it till you make it.
 
No one has asked me that question before so I don’t know what I‘d say or do tbh
 
Many times strangers ask me "are you married ?" when i answer no their response is "what are you waiting for?" and i just smile.
 
natürlich und nun? ( obviously , so what now ? )

JFL at still having an Ego as a Man , theres nothing to be pridefull about in a gynocentric society

be shameless.
 
Well, technically I'm not virgin. I've already visited escorts...But I would probably say that I'm virgin and kissless
 
I would say no and ask if she would like to take my virginity.
 
Yeah let’s have sex
 
In all seriousness id first probably jestermaxx and say sarcastically "yes, you but you could bring a change in that though if you wanted teehee:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:?" if she's not hopping on my dick and she's being serious and respons with "for real?", then if it's just her by herself i would for once actually not lie, just to see what her response would be

ngl im fantasy level coping hard rn at 4:00 am and high on benzos
I would do the same tbh
 
Only men have asked me, I lied of course. I'm not even a virgin anymore but I still have to lie if they ask me because who wants to admit that you had to pay a woman to lose your virginity? That's pathetic.
 

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