Story I booked an escort, she looked like shit compared to her pictures, I walked

[PPEcel]

I have mixed feelings right now. On one hand, I'm pissed.

On the other hand, I'm kind of proud of myself for being able to politely say "I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable going ahead with this." and walking out with the cash still in my pocket. See, two years ago I think my 19-year-old self would've been too high inhib to do anything other than go forward with it, only to make an expensive mistake and have bad sex that I regret.

I was about to pay £750 ($1k USD) for an hour. The foid that I saw for roughly 15 seconds looked worse than some of the foids I saw for one-third that price. She was at least five years older, four inches shorter, and ten pounds heavier, than her pictures would indicate. DM me if you want to see them and my conversation with the agency.

Not sure why I'm writing this. I need to vent, I suppose.

This is just a reminder that escortcelling is always a gamble. Sometimes you win. But know when to cut your losses.

 

[WrongTimeline]

no one gives a flying shit about you fucking escorts nigger
Stop bragging about being rich already

Not sure why I'm writing this.

cuz you love being in attention's center

 

[fast_curry]

Is there any chance of getting beaten up by the pimp if you just walk away like that without paying?

 

[GhostedPhantom]

Is there any chance of getting beaten up by the pimp if you just walk away like that without paying?

 

[PPEcel]

Is there any chance of getting beaten up by the pimp if you just walk away like that without paying?

No way, not how these high-end agencies operate at all. Legally, they're not pimps, they're their sales representatives. They depend on repeat business and I've been their client for over two years now.

At most they'd blacklist you if you developed a habit of wasting their time, but I get satisfactory service from a majority of my bookings with them.

They also stop doing business with foids who receive one too many complaints.

 

[NoNutNovemberFailed]

disgusting

 

[CopingJim]

1k for one hour? Sometimes I feel good I live in a shithole and I can get a decent hooker for less than a tenth of that

 

[Alone75]

£750 for an hour, I'd want some insta looking fashion model stacey for that much [not that I'd pay]! I don't blame you for walking away.

 

[PPEcel]

£750 for an hour, I'd want some insta looking fashion model stacey for that much! I don't blame you for walking away.

ikr? Absolutely nuts. I've seen a few Instagram models actually, just absurd that this foid somehow passed their vetting.

 

[BCNincel]

[UWSL]Describe the most beautiful prostitute that you have ever fucked[/UWSL]

 

[Deleted member 36776]

£750 for an hour, I'd want some insta looking fashion model stacey for that much [not that I'd pay]! I don't blame you for walking away.

No matter the quality and intensity of the experience, I would still feel sore about having to pay that much for a sexual experience jesus h christ.

 

[PPEcel]

[UWSL]Describe the most beautiful prostitute that you have ever fucked[/UWSL]

5'11 blonde Russian fake tits ex-swimmer late 20s

most attractive =! most enjoyable though, sexual skills and communication are important

 

[Deleted member 35171]

Good job brocel
You did the right thing
Fuck that lying whore

 

[PPEcel]

no one gives a flying shit about you fucking escorts nigger
Stop bragging about being rich already

cuz you love being in attention's center

As of there aren't a half dozen other escortcelling threads on the forum every week JFL

 

[WrongTimeline]

As of there aren't a half dozen other escortcelling threads on the forum every week JFL

escortcelling threads shouldn't be allowed as they are bragging ground for richfags
Poorcel as me cant afford to throw cash on one night sexual intercourses with whores

 

[faded]

This happened to me a few times, I try to get the escort or agency to text me pictures of the girl before I go to her. Sometimes the pictures are fake, then I just tell her no thanks and leave, nothing the escort can do. $750 is still a lot for an escort, the most I’ve paid was $700 but that was for a white-looking Hispanic Stacy.

 

[Rambocel]

1000 fucking dollars for an hour with any used used up hole is just plain cucked to Pluto and back. Plus I sense a lot of richbragging here. Most of us cannot afford to drop half or a whole paycheck from wageslaving for one hour

 

[FuRed]

Chronicles of a richcel

 

[starcrapoo]

For that kinda money, she better have that girl next door becky look and be around 18 - 24 years old or I'm out. Real C cup tits and be slim. And around 5'5 to 5'8. Exactly the type of good looking foids I see walking in the street that I cannot get.

We have hundreds of massage parlors here in the bay area. I've walked out many times when the whore that came up to me was ugly or too thick for my taste. The way it works is that they take turns, so there is no choosing which provider you want. So I just walk out. Only once I got to choose, most likely because it was slow.

SF is the most expensive city in America and the massage parlor whores go for around 200 - 260 for FS.

I actually went this week. I couldn't take the loneliness and sexual frustration tbh. Its holiday season and its slow with not much to do.

I really enjoyed pounding away at her pussy though. She was a vietnamese whore around 5'2. She wasn't grumpy and angry like other massage whores. Kind of a relief dealing with foreign foids in general compared to American foids. American foids are incredibly racist and discriminatory and treat you horribly just for being an Asian dude.

Its like when you come across them as an Asian dude, you can just feel their disgust because they either go away and or don't even acknowledge you. You gotta be a white dude at the very minimum to be viewed as a human to them. Before I used to escortmaxx, I used to watch beastiality porn and a bunch of old grandpa fucking young 18 year olds porn. Because as a scrawny 5'6 140lbs Asian dude, I was convinced (and correct) that foids would rather fuck them than me.

Only a matter of time before I get herpes if I keep this up, if I haven't already gotten it from this weeks mongering session.

 

[Hell]

$1000 for <1 hour of what Chad gets for free every minute of his life

 

[Incline]

I have mixed feelings right now. On one hand, I'm pissed.

On the other hand, I'm kind of proud of myself for being able to politely say "I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable going ahead with this." and walking out with the cash still in my pocket. See, two years ago I think my 19-year-old self would've been too high inhib to do anything other than go forward with it, only to make an expensive mistake and have bad sex that I regret.

I was about to pay £750 ($1k USD) for an hour. The foid that I saw for roughly 15 seconds looked worse than some of the foids I saw for one-third that price. She was at least five years older, four inches shorter, and ten pounds heavier, than her pictures would indicate. DM me if you want to see them and my conversation with the agency.

Not sure why I'm writing this. I need to vent, I suppose.

This is just a reminder that escortcelling is always a gamble. Sometimes you win. But know when to cut your losses.

Based and Sigmapilled

 

[BornToLose]

Catfished by an escort? Damn what even is this life.

 

[FuRed]

Catfished by an escort. Damn what even is this life.

I mean this is normal. But not for escorts of that price.

 

[Lonely4Ever]

Sucks, in Burgerland, escorting is hard to do because it's either cops doing a sting operation or some Beaners doing a scam

 

[wei#3959]

good choice. 1K USD though geez

 

[K9Otaku]

I have mixed feelings right now. On one hand, I'm pissed.

On the other hand, I'm kind of proud of myself for being able to politely say "I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable going ahead with this." and walking out with the cash still in my pocket. See, two years ago I think my 19-year-old self would've been too high inhib to do anything other than go forward with it, only to make an expensive mistake and have bad sex that I regret.

I was about to pay £750 ($1k USD) for an hour. The foid that I saw for roughly 15 seconds looked worse than some of the foids I saw for one-third that price. She was at least five years older, four inches shorter, and ten pounds heavier, than her pictures would indicate. DM me if you want to see them and my conversation with the agency.

Not sure why I'm writing this. I need to vent, I suppose.

This is just a reminder that escortcelling is always a gamble. Sometimes you win. But know when to cut your losses.

Yeah. It happens

good choice. 1K USD though geez

Normally, for that price, you get the good stuff

No matter the quality and intensity of the experience, I would still feel sore about having to pay that much for a sexual experience jesus h christ.

Like this one. 750 is the top tear

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[HenkkaH]

Catfished by an escort? Damn what even is this life.

Most foids are cheating how they really look like. Muh fragile self esteem!

But in this case, it's just work for them, but ofc misleading your customers, using misleading photos and high price is outrageous. They apparently think that some men are horny enough to accept the offer anyway.

 

[Reprobus]

This is just a reminder that escortcelling is always a gamble. Sometimes you win. But know when to cut your losses.

It’s worse in America man, you go lurking in a shady neighborhood and find out the foid is an obese 2/10