I dreamed I got 12 Tinder likes in an hour

[Angry_runt]

In my dream last night I bought a new phone and installed Tinder and I got a dozen matches in less than an hour. I didn't know how to react, I didn't want to talk to any of them. I was sure it had to be some scam but I didn't want to find out definitely, I just wanted to enjoy the hope.

Then I woke up and remembered I had leftover pizza from last night so it wasn't a total bummer.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

Chad get this in 3 min

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I actually had that... I was toiletfishing.

I matched actual Chad's including a muscular 6'7 medical doctor.

Just one small chromosome changed everything in our lives, if we were born female we'd all be living in heaven right now.

 

[Angry_runt]

Chad get this in 3 min

Who cares, I wouldn't mind if I got one match in 3 days. That would mean I'm in the game and that meeting foids in real life would be a walk in the park.

Just one small chromosome changed everything in our lives, if we were born female we'd all be living in heaven right now.

Yeah but then you'd be sucking dick and gargling cum and that's no way to live.