Story I French kissed a whore after she ate a potato

[iblamemyself]

Funny and dumb little story from whore maxxing. It’s from a session I already talked about that happened in November last year when I fucked a Spanish whore.

The time was up and I coomed and she left the room to give me time to get dressed. I did and waited for her to return (brothel etiquette, otherwise you could run into other Johns).

She finally came in to say goodbye. I hugged her and gave her a French kiss. When I did, potato flavor spread on my tongue. I pulled back in surprise. She pointed at her mouth and told me that she ate a potato.

Can you believe it, the whore ate a potato while waiting for me to get dressed. Probably one of her whore friends baked them in the kitchen.

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

 

[PhilipBlake]

what is this from

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

My life is richer now that I've learned of this happening.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I suffer the escortcels, I don't call them fakecels. But typically the information they share is either useful or interesting.

 

[rope infinity ♾️]

I would've puked, after tasting potato on her mouth.

 

[Pancakecel]

Vomitfuel, escortcels are nasty

 

[Mortis]

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

This is chad only behavior. I don't understand escortcels.

 

[iblamemyself]

I would've puked, after tasting potato on her mouth.

If you are a sex haver, even just an occasional sex haver like a whore maxxer, you’re going to get used to a lot of nasty stuff. Sex is like a cooked squid. It’s hot and yummy and gross at the same time

Vomitfuel, escortcels are nasty

I’m a nasty mofo, I even eat stuff that I dropped on the ground.

This is chad only behavior. I don't understand escortcels.

A lot of whorecelling is larp, Johns often pretend that they are in a relationship with a whore, some even ask for role playing.

 

[glowIntheDark]

laughed and gave her a smack on the butt

bragger

 

[weaselbomber]

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

low inhib mogger trait

 

[PhilipBlake]

Uh good experience i guess, yeah right uh okay

 

[iblamemyself]

bragger

Yeah, but sometimes the empire strikes back. I had my ass whipped with a towel a few times by a hooker when I made my way to the door. Femoids like to smack some ass too.

 

[1nsomniak]

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

What a legend

 

[Abacaxi14]

I wonder how fucked up in the head you have to be to kiss a whore.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

 

[AngryUbermensch]

low inhib mogger trait

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Was this a whore you had seen before? Never had anything like that happen to me

 

[NoIdeaWhatToDo]

Vomitfuel

 

[GeckoBus]

My life is richer now that I've learned of this happening.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

My life is richer now that I've learned of this happening.

 

[kay']

Didnt u think of all the dicks before french kissing her

 

[BlueCore]

Vomitfuel

 

[jeetcel]

next time you go to same whore and about to leave, eat something very rancid smelling like something with lots of garlic in it, then give her a looong french kiss

 

[based_meme]

I french kissed a whore

 

[iblamemyself]

Was this a whore you had seen before? Never had anything like that happen to me

No, first time with her. Her performance was actually alright, I’d say 7/10, I had fun, but I do think it’s a bit inconsiderate to have a snack before saying goodbye to a customer, who might wanna have a last kiss, which I did.

next time you go to same whore and about to leave, eat something very rancid smelling like something with lots of garlic in it, then give her a looong french kiss

Funny revenge strategy, but I don’t know if I’ll visit her again. She was alright except for that ruined goodbye kiss, but there are much better whores anyway. No need to waste my time with this Becky.

 

[suicidecase]

She wanted to get the taste of you out of her mouth immediately.

 

[Lonelyus]

Bragger and sexhaver, I hope someone sticks a double barrel shotgun in your mouth, points it upwards and blows your brains out

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

One of the things I did with my first escort during the after sex experimental phase was having her drink some organe juice and sucking on her tongue to see if I could taste it. I couldn't, but I suspect that was just my brain not working right because of the sheer panic still running through my veins.

 

[Vlarke]

Funny and dumb little story from whore maxxing. It’s from a session I already talked about that happened in November last year when I fucked a Spanish whore.

The time was up and I coomed and she left the room to give me time to get dressed. I did and waited for her to return (brothel etiquette, otherwise you could run into other Johns).

She finally came in to say goodbye. I hugged her and gave her a French kiss. When I did, potato flavor spread on my tongue. I pulled back in surprise. She pointed at her mouth and told me that she ate a potato.

Can you believe it, the whore ate a potato while waiting for me to get dressed. Probably one of her whore friends baked them in the kitchen.

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

Kys

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Yeah, but sometimes the empire strikes back. I had my ass whipped with a towel a few times by a hooker when I made my way to the door. Femoids like to smack some ass too.

Mogs me tbh.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

No, first time with her. Her performance was actually alright, I’d say 7/10, I had fun, but I do think it’s a bit inconsiderate to have a snack before saying goodbye to a customer, who might wanna have a last kiss, which I did.


Funny revenge strategy, but I don’t know if I’ll visit her again. She was alright except for that ruined goodbye kiss, but there are much better whores anyway. No need to waste my time with this Becky.

Man I need to travel somewhere and go to a legit brothel. What was the damage ($) for her? The only brothels in JewSA are in rural Nevada. One of them has pornstar Sarah Vandella working at one. That would be a 10 hour drive going there and I hear you have to go in face to face and negotiate the price with them. I hear it's much cheaper in foreign countries.

 

[MisfitPerson]

Cringe you are trying to be alpha with an escort.
She knows you are beta you werent fooling anyone fake-fakecel

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Cringe you are trying to be alpha with an escort.
She knows you are beta you werent fooling anyone fake-fakecel

Imo if you're having sex it should resemble rape in a lot of ways (in videogame ofc)

 

[faded]

Funny and dumb little story from whore maxxing. It’s from a session I already talked about that happened in November last year when I fucked a Spanish whore.

The time was up and I coomed and she left the room to give me time to get dressed. I did and waited for her to return (brothel etiquette, otherwise you could run into other Johns).

She finally came in to say goodbye. I hugged her and gave her a French kiss. When I did, potato flavor spread on my tongue. I pulled back in surprise. She pointed at her mouth and told me that she ate a potato.

Can you believe it, the whore ate a potato while waiting for me to get dressed. Probably one of her whore friends baked them in the kitchen.

I laughed and gave her a smack on the butt, as I like to do when I say goodbye to whores, you know, to remind them that they are sex objects.

Fucking disgusting kys fucking I don’t go to brothels it’s disgusting and the whores aren’t attractive fucking I only go to the independent vile cunts that don’t have 5000000 guys a day (in gta)

 

[faded]

I wonder how fucked up in the head you have to be to kiss a whore.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Shutter island moment

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Fucking disgusting kys fucking I don’t go to brothels it’s disgusting and the whores aren’t attractive fucking I only go to the independent vile cunts that don’t have 5000000 guys a day (in gta)

Do they really fuck that many guys

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

Dnr

 

[faded]

Do they really fuck that many guys

Yeah

 

[faded]

Yeah, but sometimes the empire strikes back. I had my ass whipped with a towel a few times by a hooker when I made my way to the door. Femoids like to smack some ass too.

Cuck. If a whore tried that with me I would beat her into hospital

 

[faded]

Vomitfuel, escortcels are nasty

 

[Adolf Kitler]

 

[iblamemyself]

Imo if you're having sex it should resemble rape in a lot of ways (in videogame ofc)

I’m kind of a smooth operator, if you know what I mean. I used to be into hard fucking when I was younger, most whores will stop you and say that it hurts them. But some get off on it.

Man I need to travel somewhere and go to a legit brothel. What was the damage ($) for her? The only brothels in JewSA are in rural Nevada. One of them has pornstar Sarah Vandella working at one. That would be a 10 hour drive going there and I hear you have to go in face to face and negotiate the price with them. I hear it's much cheaper in foreign countries.

Germany is alright, cost me 80 Euros for half an hour, French kissing and changing sex positions is usually included, but some stuck up whores want a premium for that. Spain is also alright, but there are no brothels, you’ll need to find the hookers online.

One of the things I did with my first escort during the after sex experimental phase was having her drink some organe juice and sucking on her tongue to see if I could taste it. I couldn't, but I suspect that was just my brain not working right because of the sheer panic still running through my veins.

Interesting experiment. I usually taste nothing, sometimes I taste mouth wash when they used copious amounts before the sesh.

She wanted to get the taste of you out of her mouth immediately.

The funny thing is, one bad whore refused to suck my dick and claimed that my precum tasted like “washing agent”. I didn’t buy it for a minute, but you can’t really force the bitch to do her job. She already indirectly threatened me with her Hells Angles boyfriend. Worst fuck ever.

 

[iblamemyself]

Fucking disgusting kys fucking I don’t go to brothels it’s disgusting and the whores aren’t attractive fucking I only go to the independent vile cunts that don’t have 5000000 guys a day (in gta)

Kys

Bragger and sexhaver, I hope someone sticks a double barrel shotgun in your mouth, points it upwards and blows your brains out

Why are you so mean lol. Don’t be so mad, I have a souvenier for you

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Germany is alright, cost me 80 Euros for half an hour, French kissing and changing sex positions is usually included, but some stuck up whores want a premium for that. Spain is also alright, but there are no brothels, you’ll need to find the hookers online.

Dude holy shit only 80 euros. Here in Southern California I recently was interested in seeing a whore but she was charging 400 for half an hour. And everything was covered and no GFE. JFL that guys are actually paying those rates for a service so boring. Can you also link the other thread you made about this encounter?

 

[faded]

Why are you so mean lol. Don’t be so mad, I have a souvenier for you

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Mods plz ban @Master @Fat Link

 

[iblamemyself]

Dude holy shit only 80 euros. Here in Southern California I recently was interested in seeing a whore but she was charging 400 for half an hour. And everything was covered and no GFE. JFL that guys are actually paying those rates for a service so boring. Can you also link the other thread you made about this encounter?

That’s way too expensive. I wouldn’t bother with USA whores, unless you find a cheap street hooker (but don’t kiss and use a condom).

The USA is cucked. Imagine how great the USA could be if they allowed foreign prostitutes. The states would be full of young, willing, submissive whores from all over the world.

I didn’t post every whore encounter I ever had, usually because it’s nothing special or I want to forget about it.

 

[Shaktiman]

I wonder how fucked up in the head you have to be to kiss a whore.

Not all whores allow kissing especially if she finds you repulsive.Being allowed to kiss is already a sign of being Fakecel