I had a brutal accident today

[god'slonelyman]

I came from supermarket and after reaching my home , I found I lost my phone there.
So I headed straight back and the road was little wet . While I was on the way , I got distracted by something and after 1 millisecond of that distraction, a robust pickup came from left and smashed my bike.
I thought this is it , I am gonna die now but I unfortunately got jumped out of impact and landed straight unto my face. I got a little unconscious but sidewalkers were there so they picked me up and I pulled my bike out of the way and that motherfucker ran like a bitch. Then I inspected myself and brutal, I had a head injury,on legs ,hands and back.
No good luck for incels. Tell me if you want to know the aftermath.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I am gonna die now

I'm very sorry man

 

[god'slonelyman]

I'm very sorry man

Over

 

[Ricordanza]

I came from supermarket and after reaching my home , I found I lost my phone there.
So I headed straight back and the road was little wet . While I was on the way , I got distracted by something and after 1 millisecond of that distraction, a robust pickup came from left and smashed my bike.
I thought this is it , I am gonna die now but I unfortunately got jumped out of impact and landed straight unto my face. I got a little unconscious but sidewalkers were there so they picked me up and I pulled my bike out of the way and that motherfucker ran like a bitch. Then I inspected myself and brutal, I had a head injury,on legs ,hands and back.
No good luck for incels. Tell me if you want to know the aftermath.

It was probably @proudweeb he drives a lifted truck to compensate for his small penis

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I came from supermarket and after reaching my home , I found I lost my phone there.
So I headed straight back and the road was little wet . While I was on the way , I got distracted by something and after 1 millisecond of that distraction, a robust pickup came from left and smashed my bike.
I thought this is it , I am gonna die now but I unfortunately got jumped out of impact and landed straight unto my face. I got a little unconscious but sidewalkers were there so they picked me up and I pulled my bike out of the way and that motherfucker ran like a bitch. Then I inspected myself and brutal, I had a head injury,on legs ,hands and back.
No good luck for incels. Tell me if you want to know the aftermath.

No one caught that fucker's license plate?

 

[god'slonelyman]

No one caught that fucker's license plate?

No one man, everyone who was close ran to me meanwhile that bum ran like a dog

 

[Asgard]

That was me. I'm sorry. I didn't see your bicycle.

 

[god'slonelyman]

It was probably @proudweeb he drives a lifted truck to compensate for his small penis

He was in his mid 40s probably

 

[god'slonelyman]

That was me. I'm sorry. I didn't see your bicycle.

It was a motorbike not bicycle

 

[Asgard]

It was a motorbike not bicycle

Ah. I was distracted because I had to rush towards my workplace (I was on a phone call with my manager). We can sort this issue out with a generous compensation via CashApp.

 

[god'slonelyman]

The front side of the bike ruined and there's some heavy scratches on the side.
Gonna lose more than 500 bucks now, it's over.
I came with a taxi and I don't even have my phone aswell

 

[PSYGNOSIS-OWL]

"That´s the sadistic architect just testing your gut feeling" --Every Christcuck

 

[god'slonelyman]

Ah. I was distracted because I had to rush towards my workplace (I was on a phone call with my manager). We can sort this issue out with a generous compensation via CashApp.

Ok man

 

[Pancakecel]

You should lie down for a while, take some painkillers if ya can

 

[IncelCream]

If you were gonna die then it would of happened

Something stopped you from dying

Maybe Fate or a sign

Good luck OP things will get better

Maybe but Lotto on

 

[Asgard]

Maybe Fate or a sign

Do you believe in something?

 

[god'slonelyman]

You should lie down for a while, take some painkillers if ya can

I've taken them. I couldn't go to hospital cuz it's expensive. I think I'll be fine in few days.

 

[god'slonelyman]

If you were gonna die then it would of happened

Something stopped you from dying

Maybe Fate or a sign

Good luck OP things will get better

Maybe but Lotto on

I don't know.... maybe I just got lucky.

 

[god'slonelyman]

There's some white liquid coming out, should I clean it or what??

 

[Pancakecel]

I've taken them. I couldn't go to hospital cuz it's expensive. I think I'll be fine in few days.

Fair

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Middle East?

 

[Ricordanza]

There's some white liquid coming out, should I clean it or what??

Don't worry it happens to all boys once they reach a certain age

 

[Friezacel]

I've taken them. I couldn't go to hospital cuz it's expensive. I think I'll be fine in few days.

ovER for amERicancels

 

[Friezacel]

I suppose the phone is lost now ?

 

[TBIcel]

There's some white liquid coming out, should I clean it or what??

Yeah and put some disinfectant on all your wounds too.

 

[god'slonelyman]

I suppose the phone is lost now ?

Most probably...

 

[god'slonelyman]

Yeah and put some disinfectant on all your wounds too.

Thanks bro

 

[god'slonelyman]

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ovER for amERicancels

Never began

 

[god'slonelyman]

My head is aching a little...I think it's brain damage

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

"That´s the sadistic architect just testing your gut feeling" --Every Christcuck

 

[IncelCream]

There's some white liquid coming out, should I clean it or what??

Cum?

 

[IncelCream]

Do you believe in something?

I hope and cope

 

[god'slonelyman]

Cum?

Nah it's whitish but not as white as a cum.
Defence mechanism probably

 

[Knajjd]

My head is aching a little...I think it's brain damage

Did you bang your head?

If you did then shine a light in your eyes and in the mirror check your pupils dilate. If they don't and you have blurry vision go see a doctor.

 

[god'slonelyman]

Did you bang your head?

If you did then shine a light in your eyes and in the mirror check your pupils dilate. If they don't and you have blurry vision go see a doctor.

I did, gotta check now..

 

[god'slonelyman]

Did you bang your head?

If you did then shine a light in your eyes and in the mirror check your pupils dilate. If they don't and you have blurry vision go see a doctor.

Hey man, I checked it in dark and they did dilate a little...
I got hit where men start norwooding(around temples)
Am I fine now ?

 

[Knajjd]

Hey man, I checked it in dark and they did dilate a little...
I got hit where men start norwooding(around temples)
Am I fine now ?

You should be able to see them dilate quickly. If they dilate that's good.

If you don't have blurry vision you should be okay. I'm not a medic so if you have doubts best go see one.

Keep all open cuts covered too otherwise you might get an infection.

Better to walk than ride a bicycle. Every single day brings problems. It never ends.

 

[god'slonelyman]

You should be able to see them dilate quickly. If they dilate that's good.

If you don't have blurry vision you should be okay. I'm not a medic so if you have doubts best go see one.

Keep all open cuts covered too otherwise you might get an infection.

Better to walk than ride a bicycle.

Thx man, there's a little swelling on the head injury.

 

[kay']

you should go to the hospital either way and do tests in case of internal bleeding or concussion do it fast

 

[god'slonelyman]

you should go to the hospital either way and do tests in case of internal bleeding or concussion do it fast

I looked it up and I am not really showing any signs like dizziness, sensitivity light, confusion or memory loss.
Still if the pain continues, I'll see a doctor after 1 day.