It's Over I lost my virginity today

[Operation Miranda]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

 

[frmentalcel]

inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now

 

[FakeFakecel]

Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Brutal.

 

[Indari]

legal country?

better luck next time

 

[supersoldier]

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

average escortcel experience

 

[Puppeter]

Yep this is why escortceling sucks and why normie retards dont understand why we all go to muh prostitution when youre socially awkard your whole life youll be the same during a session with a strange foid which will rob your money and soul with those fucking condoms you dont feel shit

 

[Jud Pottah]

"expensive humiliation"

 

[Coldone666]

How hot was she, this is important.

 

[1nsomniak]

Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Never began

 

[1nsomniak]

@OutcompetedByRoomba

 

[Lonelyus]

Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum

 

[The Abyss]

Fucking parket ticket, damn. Traffic warden fucked you harder than she did.

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum

 

[Operation Miranda]

legal country?

better luck next time

Germany, thanks but there is no next time

How hot was she, this is important.

She looked hotter in the pictures, but she looked good

 

[realblackcel02]

"expensive humiliation"

 

[Max Doltman]

how did you touch her tits for her to say that? were they fake?

 

[realblackcel02]

What a pitiful, humiliating and sad story

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Suicidefuel

 

[Operation Miranda]

Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum

Not bragging, just warning to not waste money on Escorts. It's not worth it

 

[1nsomniak]

@OutcompetedByRoomba

He could probably give you some tips. I don't think you should give up on this cope. You should've done some research to be honest. These stories are too common. It was probably too overwhelming for you.

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

$100 in advance for a wet slimy box, and Chad has acces to it for free 24/7

 

[Max Doltman]

not being able to fuck her right like cumming so soon.... not worth the price.

 

[Max Doltman]

why pull out that soon?

 

[Jud Pottah]

$100 in advance for a wet slimy box, and Chad has acces to it for free 24/7

Unbelievably Evil.
You can thank the cuck boomers for allowing this to happen.
None of this shit is normal.

 

[Lonelyus]

average escortcel experience

Celibate means refraining from sex, So average sexhaver expirience, You can cope all you want, Hes now a sexhaver, He has been inside the red box and that is enough to no longer be incel, I will add him to my ignore list as i want a virgin expirience here and not deal with sexhavers.

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

Unbelievably Evil.
You can thank the cuck boomers for allowing this to happen.
None of this shit is normal.

The predicament we are currently in is because of Feminism, Female right movements and the Sexual liberation of the West. So you are right, Boomers fucked it all up. even Low tier Normies would have a significant other before the 1950´s.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

and i also got a parking ticket

 

[shishiowasright]

Maybe saving up money for a escort/hooker isn't a good idea after all.

 

[Operation Miranda]

Wish i could reply to everyone, thanks.
I'm really close at losing my mind there are just no positives

 

[Jud Pottah]

The predicament we are currently in is because of Feminism, Female right movements and the Sexual liberation of the West. So you are right, Boomers fucked it all up. even Low tier Normies would have a significant other before the 1950´s.

Exactly.

 

[Operation Miranda]

You can put me on ignore if you think i'm a "sex haver" now. I was really desperate, it does something to you if you are a 31 khhv. i just couldn't take it anymore and thought this experience would change me but it made me feel worse

 

[GhostRick02]

Yea well ofcouse an escort won't give real affection you can't expect that

 

[Ahnfeltia]

i also got a parking ticket

brutal insult to injury

Fucking parket ticket, damn. Traffic warden fucked you harder than she did.

 

[Qwertyuiop99]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Would you try again another time?

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

To a eWould not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Brutal.

At least you know what putting your dick in vag feels like now. Kind of.

At least you know we love you bro (no homo.)

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now

Fucking parket ticket, damn. Traffic warden fucked you harder than she did.

I'm sorry OP, we really do care about your experience. Pretty much all escortcels have been there, we know your pain, something like what you described is why I don't escortcel any more.

 

[Operation Miranda]

Would you try again another time?

No it felt so forced, i could tell she had no fun

Brutal.

At least you know what putting your dick in vag feels like now. Kind of.

At least you know we love you bro (no homo.)

Thank you. Now i'm getting hate for being a "sex haver" but being 31 khhv does something to you, i couldn't take it no more

 

[faded]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

What a brutal experience even getting robbed by “luxury” hooker sounded better than this at least she put effort into the blow job before she “went to bathroom” dipped on me

 

[Evangelioncel]

Fucking parket ticket, damn. Traffic warden fucked you harder than she did.

 

[wasteofspace]

You should have prepped better

There is over the counter spray you can put on your dick to make it less sensitive and last longer

 

[Indari]

You can put me on ignore if you think i'm a "sex haver" now. I was really desperate, it does something to you if you are a 31 khhv. i just couldn't take it anymore and thought this experience would change me but it made me feel worse

it's not a big deal. you will get over it in a bit. feel better brocel

 

[frmentalcel]

Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum

kill yourself

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I could understand if you gave up on the whole thing after such an experience, but maybe after some time has passed and the feeling of humiliation is in the distant past you can try again. You still have a bunch of things you never tried out. Wouldn't you want to know what anal feels like for example?

Not to mention, you could get some viagra and pound away at some bitch for a whole hour. If you coom too fast, just use drugs to solve the problem.

Additionally, if you keep trying, you might find a girl who treats you nice, or at least kinder than this first one, and even if you have to go through 20 whores to find the right one, once you found her you can just keep hiring her over and over again until you both know each other, at which point you will feel more comfortable around her, she will know what you like and what you don't and it won't be such a stressful, risky affair from your PoV, instead more like a reliable way to cope when needed.

Either way, you have my sympathies for your shitty first time. And congratz on no longer being a virgin.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

@OutcompetedByRoomba

ty for the notification

 

[Qwertyuiop99]

Could you get the blowjob without condom?

 

[Operation Miranda]

I could understand if you gave up on the whole thing after such an experience, but maybe after some time has passed and the feeling of humiliation is in the distant past you can try again. You still have a bunch of things you never tried out. Wouldn't you want to know what anal feels like for example?

Not to mention, you could get some viagra and pound away at some bitch for a whole hour. If you coom too fast, just use drugs to solve the problem.

Additionally, if you keep trying, you might find a girl who treats you nice, or at least kinder than this first one, and even if you have to go through 20 whores to find the right one, once you found her you can just keep hiring her over and over again until you both know each other, at which point you will feel more comfortable around her, she will know what you like and what you don't and it won't be such a stressful, risky affair from your PoV, instead more like a reliable way to cope when needed.

Either way, you have my sympathies for your shitty first time. And congratz on no longer being a virgin.

Thanks for your comment. But i don't feel like spending any more money on escorts, this just showed me that even escorts do more things like kissing if they find you attractive. But i appreciate your tips

Could you get the blowjob without condom?

I asked her and she said no

 

[Qwertyuiop99]

Thanks for your comment. But i don't feel like spending any more money on escorts, this just showed me that even escorts do more things like kissing if they find you attractive. But i appreciate your tips

I asked her and she said no

Yeah

 

[screwthefbi]

I mean you are 30 so might as well lose it to an escort I lost mine as soon as I turned 18 which I dont reccomend other young guys do unless they are truly subhuman like me

"SEx hAvEr!!" - The ones who say this could easily just fuck escorts themselves

 

[gotet]

From this day forward you are 100% slayer!

Congratulations Bro!

 

[LostSoulUK]

This is the thing with escorts, it can never truly be satisfying as it's a fake experience, not real intimacy built on a genuine connection. Not to mention your required to wrap your dick which is no different than wanking into a condom. It's actually more satisfying to just wank your dick to porn than fuck a paid escort whilst wearing a rubber jonny. But at least you lost your virginity, no one wants to die a virgin.