It's Over I must have sex by 27 June, or I am willfully going to prison for life.

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You set yourself unrealistic goals. How on earth was some random girl be willing to have sex with you within the period of a week if no one has touched you in 37 years.

 

[blickpall]

You set yourself unrealistic goals. How on earth was some random girl be willing to have sex with you within the period of a week if no one has touched you in 37 years.

I still haven't heard him say that he has even attempted to get laid in that week-month period of time.