I should become a drug dealer to lose my virginity

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I was hanging out with my buddy who sells coke/weed/molly/addy and he had these 2 chicks over, one actually made pork belly tacos for him (he gave me one and they were bomb af). He's like a 6/10 and shorter than me but dealing helps him so much. I don't know if I have the balls to get in the game but it might be worth it at this point.
 
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I knew some dealers in my day too. All of the ugly ones were not getting laid, the good looking ones were, same as anyone else. Now if you're like a Scarface level trafficker that might be different but I assume we're talking about petty street dealers.
 
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Why no drug foid and do it :feelstrash:
 
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just pay an escort and stop being retarded.
 
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Watching mexican cartel videos has assured me a whole lifetime of staying completely away from anything related to drugs.
 
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Watching mexican cartel videos has assured me a whole lifetime of staying completely away from anything related to drugs.
Cringe, sad and betamaxxed.

Also obvious fact: If drugs can help you get foids, you are a fakecel.
 
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Sell me drugs
 
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Easy there,Chad.
Just lol, there are tons of people selling and even manufacturing drugs who don't risk being flayed alive or whatever you're thinking of. Might as well not go outside ever since a micrometeorite could lobotomize you.
 
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This was Frail's cope for awhile
 
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Watching mexican cartel videos has assured me a whole lifetime of staying completely away from anything related to drugs.
I'm not trying to become Heisenberg lmao. Half my friend group sells small time and it's not even close to being the same thing. Still not sure if I'm willing to risk it tbh...if I did I'd probably sell coke over weed since it's schedule 2 vs schedule 1, plus it won't make my apartment reek.
 
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I knew some dealers in my day too. All of the ugly ones were not getting laid, the good looking ones were, same as anyone else. Now if you're like a Scarface level trafficker that might be different but I assume we're talking about petty street dealers.
 
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that's cope i think. ugly drug dealers don't get laid except if they are powerful. i guess u can exchange drugs for sex with drug addicts but it's kinda like escortceling
 
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I knew some dealers in my day too. All of the ugly ones were not getting laid, the good looking ones were, same as anyone else. Now if you're like a Scarface level trafficker that might be different but I assume we're talking about petty street dealers.
 
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None of that counts
How it doesn't count? It doesn't make any sense that incels are against escorts. That's the only way we will ever be able to get pussy.
 
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Watching mexican cartel videos has assured me a whole lifetime of staying completely away from anything related to drugs.
America's war on drugs is why those aztec savages have any power
 
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How it doesn't count? It doesn't make any sense that incels are against escorts. That's the only way we will ever be able to get pussy.
I mean I'll do it someday but if there's still an avenue to get actual pussy then why not
 
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You will probably just end up losing your virginity in prison
 
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Good, I am in a need of pharmacists in which to do business transactions with.
 
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He's like a 6/10
That's why he's having success. Even if you became a dealer, the girls would just try to get free dope off you. And you'll eventually get caught and go to jail, where you'll lose your virginity regardless
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i've thought about it. you'll also get some of that sweet tx free $$$$
 
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You should do it to get the money for surgery. Sex doesn't matter. Looks matter.
 
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You have to be a normalfag to secure the supply
This was Frail's cope for awhile
I remember he said it never got him any girls. Even the lowest of dopefiends
 
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I remember he said it never got him any girls. Even the lowest of dopefiends
Real quick, m8, but do you play Space Station 13? Seeing people with your username on it.
 
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he is a 6/10 thugmaxed dealer. obviously he is getting laid.

Tell me if you see a 3/10 dealer getting constant pussy
 
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he is a 6/10 thugmaxed dealer. obviously he is getting laid.

Tell me if you see a 3/10 dealer getting constant pussy
LOL my buddy isn't a thug at all, he's just a low level dealer who sells out of his apt.

My weed dealer from years ago lived on my couch for a month when he got kicked out of his place. He was a chubby dude with dark circles around his eyes and the 2nd night he was asking about bringing chicks over.
 
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I know you will succeed, I've seen plenty of incel looking dealers with gfs, just don't forget to smile.
 
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Enjoy being stabbed or beaten by a rival drug dealer. Or being sent to jail by corrupt police offers when someone turns you in for a promotion for even thinking about it.

Street level Drug dealers are just idiotic addicts, but barriers to entry include said fear of stabbing, arrest or convictions that stop you getting legitimate employment.
 
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