[LDAR] I think my mom thinks im chad now

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My insurance fucked up and planned parenthoods testing service charged me over $500 for the test I got after seeing a hooker. Jfl at america. My mom got the bill and I cant handle it while in kenya so I had to send the insurance people a form to let them talk to her. So I'm talking to her and she sends me this
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Little does she know i got tested for the fat ugly hooker I saw and was inside her for like 1 minute semi hard and felt like roping before and afterwards
 
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>talking to your mom about sex and condoms
:feelsmega:
 
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I would literally rope if my mom ever texts me stuff like this
 
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Jfl if my mom ever sent me messages like about sex I’d kill myself on the spot.
 
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mogs me from hell to sheol

bro u a sexhaver, not celibate
 
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Mogs me hard because can afford prostitutes and doesn't spend money on anime figurines
 
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She wants some nigglet grandsons
 
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Bearable...My mother genuinely thinks I'm a fag :feelsrope:
 
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Why did you pick a landwhale jfl. :feelshaha:

You would assume that you could afford Staceys or whatever they are called there in a third world country.
 
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Why did you pick a landwhale jfl. :feelshaha:

You would assume that you could afford Staceys or whatever they are called there in a third world country.
It was in the US. I fell for the picture frauding
 
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Women get dick so easily, they think it is equally easy for men to get pussy
 
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Women get dick so easily, they think it is equally easy for men to get pussy
Some women do. Others laugh at the difference
 
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What did you do after that one minute? How much did you pay? :feelshaha:
I didnt come. I just pulled out when it was evident i wasnt going to stay hard and did other stuff. 120 for half hr
 
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you'll never make it back to america, you'll just be blown up by some chad drones in an undercover mission
 
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