[LDAR] I think my mom thinks im chad now

Indari

Indari

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My insurance fucked up and planned parenthoods testing service charged me over $500 for the test I got after seeing a hooker. Jfl at america. My mom got the bill and I cant handle it while in kenya so I had to send the insurance people a form to let them talk to her. So I'm talking to her and she sends me this
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Little does she know i got tested for the fat ugly hooker I saw and was inside her for like 1 minute semi hard and felt like roping before and afterwards
 
azakhan

azakhan

slavcel manlet with a raisin dick
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>talking to your mom about sex and condoms
:feelsmega:
 
RemoveNormalfags

RemoveNormalfags

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I would literally rope if my mom ever texts me stuff like this
 
HidekiTojota

HidekiTojota

Conquistadorcel, Historycel
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Jfl if my mom ever sent me messages like about sex I’d kill myself on the spot.
 
Indari

Indari

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yeshuallah

yeshuallah

nothing is true, everything is permitted
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mogs me from hell to sheol

bro u a sexhaver, not celibate
 
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Einon

Einon

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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Mogs me hard because can afford prostitutes and doesn't spend money on anime figurines
 
Gyros_Pretcel

Gyros_Pretcel

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Why did you pick a landwhale jfl. :feelshaha:

You would assume that you could afford Staceys or whatever they are called there in a third world country.
 
FinnCel

FinnCel

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Women get dick so easily, they think it is equally easy for men to get pussy
 
ReallyRice

ReallyRice

fuck
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you'll never make it back to america, you'll just be blown up by some chad drones in an undercover mission
 
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