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Discussion Incel-Trait: Forming Bonds with Inanimate Objects

Esoteric7

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Since I’ve never been able to get a girlfriend and maintain long-term friendships with normies, my ‘social-bonding’ had to go somewhere - it went to inanimate objects.

Some items that mean/have meant a lot to me:

Microsoft Surface Pro 4, 12.3", i5 Processor 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD
IMG 5834

My first and only computer/laptop, bought in 2016, is still in use today. Although the exterior is showing major signs of wear, everything remains fully functional. I like Windows Hello for login, which is a facial recognition that works perfectly even in complete darkness. Operating in developer mode ensures I have the latest Windows version installed. I connect it to an external 21-inch monitor. Over the years, I've relied on this device to complete numerous university assignments and consumed countless movies. I will never sell or dispose this.

HTC Desire HD
IMG 5830

Bought in 2013. At the time, it was a very sophisticated device. The metal body made it feel heavy and expense. This was the device that introduced me to rooting and loading custom ROMs. Eventually, I broke the phone.

HTC One M7
IMG 5831

Bought in 2014. When this phone came out, it looked incredible with a very unique design. The metal exterior made it feel premium, and those front-firing speakers were amazing. Although the camera was garbage, and the battery life was inadequate. I used this phone many times to guide me around the city when I’d get lost. This was the phone I used when I started escortmaxxing and took sneak-shots of escorts I visited. :ahegao: Eventually, I sold it to finance my next upgrade.

Rotary Skeleton Automatic Watch Gs03862/01
IMG 5828

First ever watch I bought in 2014. Bought it as a reward for enduring advanced-levels at college and for getting into university. Made me feel confident when wearing it, and sometimes got compliments. I’ve worn it to so many job interviews that I failed. Still own it to this day but does not get much wrist time.

Google Home Nest Mini
IMG 5835

In 2019, Google gifted me this device, probably due to my subscription to their cloud storage services. I sometimes use it for waking up for work. I use it everyday for weather updates, asking basic question, setting alarms and reminders, connecting to Bluetooth audio playback.

Apple Watch Ultra
IMG 5825

Bought in 2022. Helps me wake up peacefully in the morning by subtly vibrating on my wrist - no more trauma of waking up to a horrible loud alarm. At a glance I can see weather conditions, sunset/sunrise, different time zone, etc. I can also make/receive phone calls and text messages independent of my iPhone. It’s been very useful using the maps feature when walking around in the city. I can get 4-5 days of battery life.

For the Future
The next item that will enrich my life is undoubtedly going to be a virtual reality headset. I want to experience skydiving, walk through different cities, simulate social scenarios to help social anxiety, and view porn.

The first one I bought was the Pico 4 but I returned it as it failed to meet my expectations. I bought a subscription to Bang VR, and downloaded 8K resolution pornos on it. Over time, the immersion fell away, and it soon felt like a 2-D screen plastered on my eyes.

I bet normies will view developing bonds with objects as sad and pathetic. But that actually proves how horrible they are since it’s a result of their choice of dissociating with me. I’m a good and nice person, but get outcasted by normies and females for things I can’t control: short, socially awkward, unattractive face, etc.
 
Peak consoomerism kek :feelskek:
 
I used to say goodbye to all the inanimate objects in my room whenever i used to leave my city for a while
 
I have attachment to some books.
 
You support every spy device company in existence bro! Bravissimo!

Mention OUT LOUD, how much you want to kill a particular politician outloud and ask for directions and the fastest route their.

In spycraft
 
In 2019, Google gifted me this device, probably due to my subscription to their cloud storage services. I sometimes use it for waking up for work. I use it everyday for weather updates, asking basic question, setting alarms and reminders, connecting to Bluetooth audio playback.
They sent it to you for datamining :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Peak consoomerism kek :feelskek:
You support every spy device company in existence bro! Bravissimo!

Mention OUT LOUD, how much you want to kill a particular politician outloud and ask for directions and the fastest route their.

In spycraft
 
Since I’ve never been able to get a girlfriend and maintain long-term friendships with normies, my ‘social-bonding’ had to go somewhere - it went to inanimate objects.

Some items that mean/have meant a lot to me:

Microsoft Surface Pro 4, 12.3", i5 Processor 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD
View attachment 1109921

My first and only computer/laptop, bought in 2016, is still in use today. Although the exterior is showing major signs of wear, everything remains fully functional. I like Windows Hello for login, which is a facial recognition that works perfectly even in complete darkness. Operating in developer mode ensures I have the latest Windows version installed. I connect it to an external 21-inch monitor. Over the years, I've relied on this device to complete numerous university assignments and consumed countless movies. I will never sell or dispose this.

HTC Desire HD
View attachment 1109922

Bought in 2013. At the time, it was a very sophisticated device. The metal body made it feel heavy and expense. This was the device that introduced me to rooting and loading custom ROMs. Eventually, I broke the phone.

HTC One M7
View attachment 1109923

Bought in 2014. When this phone came out, it looked incredible with a very unique design. The metal exterior made it feel premium, and those front-firing speakers were amazing. Although the camera was garbage, and the battery life was inadequate. I used this phone many times to guide me around the city when I’d get lost. This was the phone I used when I started escortmaxxing and took sneak-shots of escorts I visited. :ahegao: Eventually, I sold it to finance my next upgrade.

Rotary Skeleton Automatic Watch Gs03862/01
View attachment 1109924
First ever watch I bought in 2014. Bought it as a reward for enduring advanced-levels at college and for getting into university. Made me feel confident when wearing it, and sometimes got compliments. I’ve worn it to so many job interviews that I failed. Still own it to this day but does not get much wrist time.

Google Home Nest Mini
View attachment 1109926

In 2019, Google gifted me this device, probably due to my subscription to their cloud storage services. I sometimes use it for waking up for work. I use it everyday for weather updates, asking basic question, setting alarms and reminders, connecting to Bluetooth audio playback.

Apple Watch Ultra
View attachment 1109925
Bought in 2022. Helps me wake up peacefully in the morning by subtly vibrating on my wrist - no more trauma of waking up to a horrible loud alarm. At a glance I can see weather conditions, sunset/sunrise, different time zone, etc. I can also make/receive phone calls and text messages independent of my iPhone. It’s been very useful using the maps feature when walking around in the city. I can get 4-5 days of battery life.

For the Future
The next item that will enrich my life is undoubtedly going to be a virtual reality headset. I want to experience skydiving, walk through different cities, simulate social scenarios to help social anxiety, and view porn.

The first one I bought was the Pico 4 but I returned it as it failed to meet my expectations. I bought a subscription to Bang VR, and downloaded 8K resolution pornos on it. Over time, the immersion fell away, and it soon felt like a 2-D screen plastered on my eyes.

I bet normies will view developing bonds with objects as sad and pathetic. But that actually proves how horrible they are since it’s a result of their choice of dissociating with me. I’m a good and nice person, but get outcasted by normies and females for things I can’t control: short, socially awkward, unattractive face, etc.
Man i love simple but cozy threads, great atmosphere on this :feelscomfy:
 
I really like that automatic watch bro...

It's so hard to read. It's great!

I want a auto watch without any numbers on it. Just glow dots..
 
I really like that automatic watch bro...

It's so hard to read. It's great!

I want a auto watch without any numbers on it. Just glow dots..
Why don't you just be Chad and count the seconds in your head always.
 

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