Blackpillennium
Feminists are lesbians who hate all men
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- Joined
- Apr 21, 2022
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- 947
Pussy: Meeeeeeooooowwww
BP: What do you want from me lil nigga? Can't you see I'm dwelling on all the failures of my life and my inability to attract creatures of the opposite sex?
Pussy: Meeeeooowwww
BP: Me and you both buddy . I don't have any money on me to buy you your cat food or tuna fish. I'm poor. We humanoids are the only species on this damn gay Earth that literally requires payment just to exist.
Pussy: Meeeoooww!!
BP: What? What the fuck are you trying to tell me, you little furball licking pussy bitch?
Pussy: Meeeoooow?
BP: Okay now you're starting to bum me out, you meowing sumuvabitch. I don't speak Felis Catus and you don't speak English. This conversation is pointless, have I started to go insane?
What do you want from me you pussy?
Pussy: Meeooow
*Stray cat starts to walk between my scrawny incel legs in a infinity-symbol motion*
BP: ...... Oh hell nawww, no no no no no. Last time I tried to pet a cat that was doing this, meowing bastard tried to bite my finger off and scratch my hand with it's sharp ass fingernails .
You're not entitled to humans petting and scratching you for your satisfaction sweaty pie just like how dumb bitches and child-molesting faggots say I'm not entitled to having a relationship, sex, or even a girlfriend itself. I guess nobody is entitled to anything, according to that "logic".
*feels something bumpy when putting my hand in one of my pockets*
Huh? What's this?
Pussy: Meow?
BP: When did I put a entire bag of Lay's classic potato chips in my pocket? It's unopened too I'm not sure if cats can eat potatoe chips but I suppose sharing with you pussy cat wouldn't hurt.
You know something? Since you've been so nice to me so far, I'm going to share this snack with you bluepill
*opens bag of chips and hands over three crispy potato chips to Mr. Tom*
Pussy: *sniffs fresh potato chips from my hand*
Meow meow *suddenly starts to walk away from me in a quick pace*
BP: Wha- What the hell? Where are you going? I thought you were hungry? Isn't that why you approached me in the first place? To get some food?
Now you're going back home to fuck, suck and ride your lion cat Chad boyfriend's cock all day like the stray cat slut that you are, aren't you? FUCKING WHORE