RageFuel Incel trait: Literal pussies keep approaching you and try to start a conversation with you, for unknown (probably shitty) reasons

[Blackpillennium]

Pussy: Meeeeeeooooowwww


BP: What do you want from me lil nigga? Can't you see I'm dwelling on all the failures of my life and my inability to attract creatures of the opposite sex?


Pussy: Meeeeooowwww


BP: Me and you both buddy . I don't have any money on me to buy you your cat food or tuna fish. I'm poor. We humanoids are the only species on this damn gay Earth that literally requires payment just to exist.


Pussy: Meeeoooww!!


BP: What? What the fuck are you trying to tell me, you little furball licking pussy bitch?


Pussy: Meeeoooow?


BP: Okay now you're starting to bum me out, you meowing sumuvabitch. I don't speak Felis Catus and you don't speak English. This conversation is pointless, have I started to go insane?

What do you want from me you pussy?


Pussy: Meeooow

*Stray cat starts to walk between my scrawny incel legs in a infinity-symbol motion*


BP: ...... Oh hell nawww, no no no no no. Last time I tried to pet a cat that was doing this, meowing bastard tried to bite my finger off and scratch my hand with it's sharp ass fingernails .

You're not entitled to humans petting and scratching you for your satisfaction sweaty pie just like how dumb bitches and child-molesting faggots say I'm not entitled to having a relationship, sex, or even a girlfriend itself. I guess nobody is entitled to anything, according to that "logic".

*feels something bumpy when putting my hand in one of my pockets*

Huh? What's this?


Pussy: Meow?


BP: When did I put a entire bag of Lay's classic potato chips in my pocket? It's unopened too I'm not sure if cats can eat potatoe chips but I suppose sharing with you pussy cat wouldn't hurt.

You know something? Since you've been so nice to me so far, I'm going to share this snack with you bluepill

*opens bag of chips and hands over three crispy potato chips to Mr. Tom*


Pussy: *sniffs fresh potato chips from my hand*

Meow meow *suddenly starts to walk away from me in a quick pace*


BP: Wha- What the hell? Where are you going? I thought you were hungry? Isn't that why you approached me in the first place? To get some food?

Now you're going back home to fuck, suck and ride your lion cat Chad boyfriend's cock all day like the stray cat slut that you are, aren't you? FUCKING WHORE

 

[HighTGymcel]

Pussy isn't real

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Pussy: Meeeeeeooooowwww


BP: What do you want from me lil nigga? Can't you see I'm dwelling on all the failures of my life and my inability to attract creatures of the opposite sex?


Pussy: Meeeeooowwww


BP: Me and you both buddy . I don't have any money on me to buy you your cat food or tuna fish. I'm poor. We humanoids are the only species on this damn gay Earth that literally requires payment just to exist.


Pussy: Meeeoooww!!


BP: What? What the fuck are you trying to tell me, you little furball licking pussy bitch?


Pussy: Meeeoooow?


BP: Okay now you're starting to bum me out, you meowing sumuvabitch. I don't speak Felis Catus and you don't speak English. This conversation is pointless, have I started to go insane?

What do you want from me you pussy?


Pussy: Meeooow

*Stray cat starts to walk between my scrawny incel legs in a infinity-symbol motion*


BP: ...... Oh hell nawww, no no no no no. Last time I tried to pet a cat that was doing this, meowing bastard tried to bite my finger off and scratch my hand with it's sharp ass fingernails .

You're not entitled to humans petting and scratching you for your satisfaction sweaty pie just like how dumb bitches and child-molesting faggots say I'm not entitled to having a relationship, sex, or even a girlfriend itself. I guess nobody is entitled to anything, according to that "logic".

*feels something bumpy when putting my hand in one of my pockets*

Huh? What's this?


Pussy: Meow?


BP: When did I put a entire bag of Lay's classic potato chips in my pocket? It's unopened too I'm not sure if cats can eat potatoe chips but I suppose sharing with you pussy cat wouldn't hurt.

You know something? Since you've been so nice to me so far, I'm going to share this snack with you bluepill

*opens bag of chips and hands over three crispy potato chips to Mr. Tom*


Pussy: *sniffs fresh potato chips from my hand*

Meow meow *suddenly starts to walk away from me in a quick pace*


BP: Wha- What the hell? Where are you going? I thought you were hungry? Isn't that why you approached me in the first place? To get some food?

Now you're going back home to fuck, suck and ride your lion cat Chad boyfriend's cock all day like the stray cat slut that you are, aren't you? FUCKING WHORE

What a shizo post

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I have had this happen. I don't talk to the cat but fuckers do often stare at me randomly and pointlessly

 

[jerkjocky]

What a shizo post

+1

 

[Blackpillennium]

Pussy isn't real

...for the incel, of course it wouldn't be real

I have had this happen. I don't talk to the cat but fuckers do often stare at me randomly and pointlessly

Why do foids from all species operate so mysteriously?

 

[Deleted member 42077]

I can't stand animals. If I ever have a Pet i would probably end up killing it.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Just pick it up and give it a hug.

 

[Truckzo]

Just pick it up and throw it at a wall then stomp on it

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Nignored.

 

[Blackpillennium]

Just pick it up and give it a hug.

The foid cat would have smacked my face with its paws if I tried to do that

Based editing-someone-else's-postscel

 

[Truckzo]

Nignored.

stfu bitch get postmogged

 

[InkCell]

Cats are the only creatures which have treated me kindly. Dogs always try to attack me so they can protect their kween owners from le ebil inkwell.

 

[Blackpillennium]

Cats are the only creatures which have treated me kindly. Dogs always try to attack me so they can protect their kween owners from le ebil inkwell.

Too bad they don't stick around me, for a little while longer, much

 

[übertard]

What no pussy does to a mf

 

[InkCell]

Too bad they don't stick around me, for a little while longer, much

Maybe you shouldn't have triggered their personality detectors sweaty

 

[Blackpillennium]

What no pussy does to a mf

Godammit...and literally too

Maybe you shouldn't have triggered their personality detectors sweaty

I'll make sure to shower 7 times a day

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Godammit...and literally too


I'll make sure to shower 7 times a day

You really need to work on your personality!

 

[Blackpillennium]

You really need to work on your personality!

It's all my fault for not eating broccoli as a kid

 

[gigacumster3000]

bro please take your pills tomorrow

 

[Blackpillennium]

bro please take your pills tomorrow

Don't worry I will. I just need to get another prescription order from real life

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Pussy: Meeeeeeooooowwww


BP: What do you want from me lil nigga? Can't you see I'm dwelling on all the failures of my life and my inability to attract creatures of the opposite sex?

My fav shizo post part

 

[Remaincel]

 

[ionlycopenow]

Cats probably sense you’re a kind beta soul and trying to leech maxxx.

 

[Blackpillennium]

What a shizo post

+1

My fav shizo post part

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Screw you guys , get laid or something

Cats probably sense you’re a kind beta soul and trying to leech maxxx.

This

 

[ionlycopenow]

Screw you guys , get laid or something


This

It’s ok. Many cats “chose me” and tried to leech maxxx off me as well. As long as they’re trading affection for food then it’s a mostly neutral beta provider exchange. It’s certainly more than human foids will give you.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Screw you guys , get laid or something

 

[InkCell]

It’s ok. Many cats “chose me” and tried to leech maxxx off me as well. As long as they’re trading affection for food then it’s a mostly neutral beta provider exchange. It’s certainly more than human foids will give you.

I've also observed, from my interactions with cats, that they are similar to foids when it comes to their desire for attention. When I ignore them they sometimes curl next to me so I pat them or something.

 

[Blackpillennium]

It’s ok. Many cats “chose me” and tried to leech maxxx off me as well. As long as they’re trading affection for food then it’s a mostly neutral beta provider exchange. It’s certainly more than human foids will give you.

Right, but this particular cat didn't bother to try eating one potato chip off my hand at least it "chose" my little chicken legs to cuddlemaxx

 

[ionlycopenow]

Right, but this particular cat didn't bother to try eating one potato chip off my hand at least it "chose" my little chicken legs to cuddlemaxx

bro I’ve had stray cats just straight up walk into my house meowing and looking around as if they’ve lived there all their life. Cats are fiendish little assholes lol

 

[Blackpillennium]

bro I’ve had stray cats just straight up walk into my house meowing and looking around as if they’ve lived there all their life. Cats are fiendish little assholes lol

My favorite cat breed are the oriental shorthairs

 

[uo89997]

k

 

[Blackpillennium]

k

Did you even read the OP I made at least?