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[Michael15651]

Found another independent escort except this time off an official escort site. $200 for one hour but she’s fucking gorgeous. I’ll send pics after the deed is done.

She was saying how she’s been scammed by guys too for not paying her and accepted payment AFTER sex. She even showed things life her ID and birth certificate JFL

She asked for half now, half later, which I obliged and we agreed anytime after 8.

She wanted to make sure I had condoms and that was it.

I’m so nervous right now tho boyos. In the next hour or so I’m going to be losing my virginity.

What should I do? What would you do if you were me?

I jerked off 2 hours ago so I’m not horny, it’s just to finally get rid of my virginity. I don’t want the sex to be vanilla tho.

Fuck bros, I got fireball shots too which I hope will help ease the anxiety

 

[Osman279]

I jerked off 2 hours ago so I’m not horny,

 

[IncelusRex]

Did you send money before she arrived at your suite?

 

[Michael15651]

Did you send money before she arrived at your suite?

I sent half, the other half I’ll pay after sex. The whole thing will happen at my place

 

[IncelusRex]

I sent half, the other half I’ll pay after sex. The whole thing will happen at my place

You shouldn't have send money beforehand m8.. unless you made some kind of legal contract for it.

 

[Pancakecel]

Dnr

 

[Michael15651]

You shouldn't have send money beforehand m8.. unless you made some kind of legal contract for it.

She just messaged me if I’m ready

She’s 7 minutes away. Fuck bro I’m nervous. My heart is pounding. This is one of those moments where you’re like, “what the fuck am I doing right now?”

Halfway down one fireball shot

 

[Michael15651]

SHE SENT A LIVE PIC SHEMS ON TEH WAY

BRO ITS HAPPENING IM SO FUCKING FUCK DUE

 

[Michael15651]

SHE IS SO GORGEOUS ROO

 

[Michael15651]

THERE IS A FUCKING MANAGAER COMING WHO WANTS YO TALK TO ME

 

[deucegigalo]

Just have fun dont put an emphasis on sex and btw the time will fly ...

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

THERE IS A FUCKING MANAGAER COMING WHO WANTS YO TALK TO ME

ffs even whores have jannies nowadays jfl

 

[Michael15651]

ffs even whores have jannies nowadays jfl

No joke she said she’s parked outside and I don’t see her.

I messaged the manager and he wants a $500 refundable deposit for her “safety”. It’s an old incel.

I need to make the deposit for a booking code in order for this work.

Is this normal for an agency?

 

[Michael15651]

 

[Epedaphic]

Did u fug

 

[Epedaphic]

I really hope you’re not getting scammed again but I am worried man

 

[Epedaphic]

He is getting scammed. $200 wouldnt buy you a 70 year old toothless crackwhore in the US. He also paid upfront.


You believe this shit? Are you fucking kidding? It has a gmail address on it for fucks sake.

Oh he’s in the US. Sigh yeah he is fucked. And yeah that certificate looks like something a teenager could print. “Certified to be 100% legit”

 

[Michael15651]

Oh he’s in the US. Sigh yeah he is fucked. And yeah that certificate looks like something a teenager could print. “Certified to be 100% legit”

Both the manager and her are left on delivered

Last message was she was “4 mins away”

FUCKING HELL. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE SEX! Everyone fucking does it. But me? No.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT. EVEN IF I PAID SOMEONE IT ENDS UP BEING A FUCKING SCAM.

 

[Michael15651]

 

[Epedaphic]

Both the manager and her are left on delivered

Last message was she was “4 mins away”

FUCKING HELL. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE SEX! Everyone fucking does it. But me? No.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT. EVEN IF I PAID SOMEONE IT ENDS UP BEING A FUCKING SCAM.

Please tell me you didn’t pay the deposit

In the US it’s so much trickier… not to mention illegal (maybe unless you’re in NV? Thought I remember hearing something like that) I’d never try to do it here.

 

[Michael15651]

Please tell me you didn’t pay the deposit

In the US it’s so much trickier… I’d never try to do it here.

I didn’t.

This is just sad. No one can claim they are more incel than me. NO ONE. NO FUCKING ANYONE.

 

[Epedaphic]

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If you’re in California maybe look into the legal prostitution in Nevada. Since you seem hell bent on this that may be your best bet

Or better yet get advice from someone who’s actually done it in the us (I haven’t)

 

[Epedaphic]

Someone asked him for a second deposit of 500

 

[Epedaphic]

You could literally fly to spain and back and fuck an escort there for the price of 1 hour with an american escort. Especially the girl in that pic. If that were real she would be charging over $1000/hr

Damn I didn’t realize they were that much here.

Wonder how the situation is in Canada?

 

[Pixycel]

Horrible taste, I'm glad you got scammed lmao. Goofy ass nigga really tried to escortcel in the jewSA jfl.

 

[Epedaphic]

Probably less than america. I looked for a long time for an escort in america but couldn’t find anything under 800, and that was for an LTB. I couldnt bring myself to spend that much and I was also scared of getting robbed which is really common.

Shit 800 minimum… that’s crazy. And yeah getting robbed… and probably couldn’t even file a police report or anything due to the nature of what it is.

I read online about people using massage parlors with “happy endings” but there’s no way I could do that, also seems like a way to get robbed or blackmailed or he’ll just straight up arrested because of the laws and of course they won’t fault the foids.

 

[Michael15651]

Update:

She apparently stopped at a gas station.

I tried calling, nothing.

I ended up telling them both (or him) to go fuck themselves. If they’re real, they have my address, they know where to find me. I’ll even leave the door unlocked if they (him) try and do anything stupid.

I’m going to finish the rest of my my fireball shots, watch porn, and go to bed.

I feel so fucking depleted. Not even sad. Just genuine emptiness.

 

[TheIncelPill]

Crime doesn't pay.

 

[IncelusRex]

I think it is best for you to lose your virginity outside of the US

 

[Epedaphic]

I did that one time and it was awful. Thats the only time I had ever been touched by a woman. She gave me a handjob for $200 and was old. Almost all the women at those parlors are really old or fat. Also I wont go to a massage parlor again because there is a lot of sex trafficking and I dont want to fund such evil. When I looked online some of the reviews were extremely disturbing. The retarded government would rather go after incels than sex traffickers, which imo is the worst crime someone could commit.

That sounds terrible man. Also I didn’t think they’d be that expensive, but it makes sense given how much you said a regular escort costs. Yeah, actual sex trafficking is some terrible shit. I say actual because there’s the shit they try to get Andrew tate arrested on like onlyfans management, and then there’s literal exploitation of dirt poor third worlders, somehow all in the same bucket (of course the woke libs claim to be equally victimized).

 

[Epedaphic]

Update:

She apparently stopped at a gas station.

I tried calling, nothing.

I ended up telling them both (or him) to go fuck themselves. If they’re real, they have my address, they know where to find me. I’ll even leave the door unlocked if they (him) try and do anything stupid.

I’m going to finish the rest of my my fireball shots, watch porn, and go to bed.

I feel so fucking depleted. Not even sad. Just genuine emptiness.

Sorry man. For your own sake, lock your door.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Crime doesn't pay.

 

[based_meme]

I sent half, the other half I’ll pay after sex. The whole thing will happen at my place

You're such a a fucking idiot bro.

God.