just tell them you're incel and too mentally crippled by lonely teen years if you are at risk of being drafted

[unsettling]

jfl at fighting an all-out war when you are a neurotic loser that has never even managed to kiss a girl. in case the military knocks on your door, just start crying on the spot telling them that you have no friends and never had a girlfriend - that should be a good enough deterrent from anyone ever considering listing you. the reason a war so huge suddenly breaking out feels so surreal is because in our generation every other man is either tranny or incel, and every woman is a whore - you are justified in being pathetic because everyone else is.

 

[Defeated Lobster]

I'm hiding in Latin America. Fuck that shit.

 

[RandomGuy]

jfl at fighting an all-out war when you are a neurotic loser that has never even managed to kiss a girl. in case the military knocks on your door, just start crying on the spot telling them that you have no friends and never had a girlfriend - that should be a good enough deterrent from anyone ever considering listing you. the reason a war so huge suddenly breaking out in this timeline feels so surreal is because in our generation every other man is either tranny or incel, and every woman is a whore - you are justified in being pathetic because everyone else is.

View: https://youtu.be/nonTnSzVJr0

 

[Saint Cho]

I'll just accidentally shoot myself in the leg or something

 

[Deleted member 39576]

no incel should be forced to die for their country. no pussy = no fighting.

 

[Mecoja]

I'll just accidentally shoot myself in the leg or something

My uncle shot his two fingers off in the 90s to avoid being sent to front lines.

 

[NorthernWind]

My uncle shot his two fingers off in the 90s to avoid being sent to front lines.

How females in his family reacted? I think females ( even close relatives ) despise men who don't act hypermasculine. And being warlike is a very masculine trait.

 

[Deleted member 38680]

I'd just tell them I have suicidal thoughts and if they gave me a gun I'd shoot myself with it.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

no incel should be forced to die for their country. no pussy = no fighting.

 

[Restart80]

Based.

 

[Mecoja]

How females in his family reacted? I think females ( even close relatives ) despise men who don't act hypermasculine. And being warlike is a very masculine trait.

Here everyone wanted to evade war, also everyone in my extended family are huge cowards. No one looked down on him.