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Theory "Landwhalemaxxing"

Redbeard7

Redbeard7

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Date a fat/obese woman with otherwise positive attributes (young, intelligent, wants to have children etc.) and become her de facto personal trainer (cook healthy food for her, practice yoga with her, take her dancing), resulting in a huge increase in her attractiveness after she’s lost 2-3 stone

- Fat women have a much lower “sexual market value” (everyone is disgusted by them and even most incels won’t date them) and they have an extremely strong desire for male validation, so it should be far easier to become a fat woman’s boyfriend

- Their greater feelings of trauma and lower self-esteem mean that they will tend to develop a stronger bond with you if they regard you as having turned their life around

- A disproportionate number of young fat women, especially the nerdy variety, are virgins, increasing the strength of the bond

Most incels will not attempt this but beyond the generic reasons (depression, fatalism), why?

- They wouldn’t want to be seen dead with a fat woman, even if it’s just by random normies (reputation of being a fetishistic “chubby chaser” and being seen as even more of a loser, even though incels tend to be porn addicts anyway)

- Consistent disgust from having to be in close proximity with a fat woman for a sustained period of time

- It would require a lot of hard work (learning to cook and cooking regularly, learning to dance etc.)

- Success is not guaranteed (could be rejected by the fat girl or she could leave you after she’s slim)​
 
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yeah last point she’ll leave you the moment chad notices her skinny body
 
yeah i guess you could maybe have sex with her before she does though
Indeed. But I also think it increases one's chances of a successful LTR due to these points:

- Their greater feelings of trauma and lower self-esteem mean that they will tend to develop a stronger bond with you if they regard you as having turned their life around

- A disproportionate number of young fat women, especially the nerdy variety, are virgins, increasing the strength of the bond​
 
Truecel trait: fat bitches are disgusted by you
 
Truecel trait: fat bitches are disgusted by you
trucel trait: u cant even pull gorlock the destroyer (if it was a female)

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She must adhere to dietary restrictions.

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i think in the modern world there’s a baseline that being porn and your hand, a land whale falls below that for me
Porn is pretty much as low as it realistically gets. I consider lifelong porn addiction worse than lifelong homosexuality.

You also don't need to have sex with her immediately. You can help her lose weight first.
 
- A disproportionate number of young fat women, especially the nerdy variety, are virgins, increasing the strength of the bond​
In my experience, the more intelligent/academic a women is the less likely she is to be landwhale.
Academic success requires discipline and landwhales have no discipline.
Women who do STEM are at most a bit chubby, and still have an SMV too high for an incel.

But yeah, a nerdy, virgin fat women would theoretically be an interesting proposition.
 
Not worth the hassle
 
In my experience, the more intelligent/academic a women is the less likely she is to be landwhale.
Academic success requires discipline and landwhales have no discipline.
Women who do STEM are at most a bit chubby, and still have an SMV too high for an incel.

But yeah, a nerdy, virgin fat women would theoretically be an interesting proposition.
"In my experience, the more intelligent/academic a women is the less likely she is to be landwhale."

True but the pool of women on a university campus is so large that there are going to be some fat girls with otherwise good qualities and there are more fat women than ever today. Thinking back to my secondary school, there was one like this in my form. She was kind and intelligent, studious and had she not been fat/obese she'd have been quite pretty but she must have had some kind of psychological problem which meant that she couldn't regulate her weight. Perhaps her family fed her rubbish from an early age too.​
 
yeah last point she’ll leave you the moment chad notices her skinny body
I think OPs post is 1000000% perfect, EXCEPT for ONE big mistake. You need to lower the woman's SMV to account for her being skinny. How to do this? Knock her up. To normies, a pregnant skinny woman has similar SMV to a childless far one. She may still have an ONS with Chad (top 5% of men) when skinny (which is a risk with 100% of foids), BUT she will never betabuxx anyone new once she had a child from you because her SMV will put her back where it was originally. So basically... make sure to knock her up and have a kid with her before she loses weight.
 
I think OPs post is 1000000% perfect, EXCEPT for ONE big mistake. You need to lower the woman's SMV to account for her being skinny. How to do this? Knock her up. To normies, a pregnant skinny woman has similar SMV to a childless far one. She may still have an ONS with Chad (top 5% of men) when skinny (which is a risk with 100% of foids), BUT she will never betabuxx anyone new once she had a child from you because her SMV will put her back where it was originally. So basically... make sure to knock her up and have a kid with her before she loses weight.
Very valid point to consider.
 

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