[JFL] Made 2 homeless friends by making them think I'm a sexhaver

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Two or three weeks ago I had to attend a boring ass meeting and as I left to the train station some foid had to go there aswell.
We arrived together, stood there together, but didnt talk until my train came and I said goodbye and stepped in.

Two whacky looking homeless dudes went on train with me aswell and one said jokingly:
"You won't take your girlfriend with you?"
I just replied to them that she has to take a different direction home. The other one then said that she looks beutiful and I said "yeah".
They were kinda drunk and then started talking that the 80s and 90s had way higher quality women and drugs, how shitty their wageslave lives were, their health problems and that corona is fake and we will get chipped by Bill Gates soon. They had to leave at a station before I did and they showed me that peace sign with two fingers for goodbye. Overall they were really good guys.

Now I met them infront of the mall where the drunktards sit and had some smalltalk. They actually live in a trailerpark 20 mins from here.

I was fucking NEVER approached by random bums before unless they wanted money. Is this the holy grail?
 
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Did that once and worked as well.
 
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just hang out with the homeless bro
 
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Even homeless people wouldn't befriend you if they know you're incel, you had to larp as a sex haver to have a positive conversation. This is an extremely brutal blackpill.
 
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could get some homeless pussy and OP would be set
@Ecstasy your call on taking this venture.
Tomorrow I'll ride my bicycle to the trailer park and watch out for some homeless chicks. They seem to be rare as diamonds tho.
 
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Tomorrow I'll ride my bicycle to the trailer park and watch out for some homeless chicks. They seem to be rare as diamonds tho.
That is true
 
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Just Bummaxx bro
 
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:feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:
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They were kinda drunk and then started talking that the 80s and 90s had way higher quality women and drugs, how shitty their wageslave lives were, their health problems and that corona is fake and we will get chipped by Bill Gates soon
Based
 
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Someone's gone hacked my phone
 
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Fuck, I read "made 2 friends homeless" and was ready for an epic laugh :cryfeels:
 
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Someone's gone hacked my phone
Happened to me after getting in an argument on here too

But it works again just slow

I got backups though:feelshehe:

But it’s not like anyone even calls me :feelshaha:
 
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Happened to me after getting in an argument on here too

But it works again just slow

I got backups though:feelshehe:

But it’s not like anyone even calls me :feelshaha:
My screen scrolled in a way ive never seen before. Weird stuff, it's as if someone is watching my activity :feelstrash:
 
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My screen scrolled in a way ive never seen before. Weird stuff, it's as if someone is watching my activity :feelstrash:
They probably are check the data usage that’s a telltale sign
 
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My screen scrolled in a way ive never seen before. Weird stuff, it's as if someone is watching my activity :feelstrash:
Maybe you just had dirt on your touch screen and the sensors were irritated and started scrolling. This gets especially epileptic if you touch your screen while it also recognizes something else (like two fingers at once)
 
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I cant even tell, I always crack full usage
Idk then be careful got in an argument on here once and then I couldn’t log in here or my jewtube for a week

But I Just Nintendo Switchmaxxed instead so
 
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You know a way to block ads in the youtube app?
No :feels:

I dont even let the ads play out, i just close it and keep opening the YT app until my desired video plays
Idk then be careful got in an argument on here once and then I couldn’t log in here or my jewtube for a week

But I Just Nintendo Switchmaxxed instead so
Brutal ngl

I do enough IRL to not be deemed a "threat". I have too much to lose to even bother attempting something stupid that would end me.
 
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They were just drunk cope harder
 
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OP is secretly cultivating an army of hobocels to do his bidding for him. Very clever :feelsthink:
 
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There's actually a leddit community based on being a roaming homeless nomad called /r/vagabonds, maybe a comfy lifestyle. I found it researching being a expat nomad.

Maybe we should homelessmaxx.
 
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There's actually a leddit community based on being a roaming homeless nomad called /r/vagabonds, maybe a comfy lifestyle. I found it researching being a expat nomad.

Maybe we should homelessmaxx.
I made a thread a long time ago about some chink that lived on a park in hong-kong, despite the situation he was very happy and didnt wish to return to his old lifestyle, there was something about the freedom of it that he really enjoyed. he made money showing tourists around the parks and famous places in the area.

maybe homelessmaxxing is legit, too bad i cant function properly without my pc/vidya/anime
 
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There's actually a leddit community based on being a roaming homeless nomad called /r/vagabonds, maybe a comfy lifestyle. I found it researching being a expat nomad.

Maybe we should homelessmaxx.
Don't you have like 800K in savings, wtf are you even talking about with "muh comfy"? JFL, dude please don't be that stereotypical rich person who can't comprehend the value of their wealth

There's nothing "comfy" about being poor
 
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Don't you have like 800K in savings, wtf are you even talking about with "muh comfy"? JFL, dude please don't be that stereotypical rich person who can't comprehend the value of their wealth

There's nothing "comfy" about being poor
Yes I have money but shit doesn't change shit.
 
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I'm doing the exact same shit I was doing 3 years ago, sitting in my shitty chair watching movies.
Well that's YOU not changing shit, its not the moneys fault you are choosing to do nothing with it JFL

Do you expect the money to magically attain sentience and starting arranging your life for you?
 
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Well that's YOU not changing shit, its not the moneys fault you are choosing to do nothing with it JFL

Do you expect the money to magically attain sentience and starting arranging your life for you?
What do you expect me to do? Go escortcel in Asia for the rest of my life? Go to Philippines and throw a little money around and get a jungle asian wife. Any western foid will bleed me dry.
 
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What do you expect me to do? Go escortcel in Asia for the rest of my life? Go to Philippines and throw a little money around and get a jungle asian wife. Any western foid will bleed me dry.
The question is not what I expect you to do, its what do you want to do?

Are you seriously telling me there is NOTHING you want to do AT ALL?

Watching shows all day at home is the best thing you could come with?


I've never eaten steak in my life, first thing I would do if I had your money, is just go out and eat a nice steak dinner

Then depending on the country I'm in (good choice if you are in America) I'd get into real estate and start off first buying fixer upper properties to renovate and use those as apartments for passive income (of course do research or even take a course to learn the ins and outs, don't just mindlessly throw money around)

From there that's pretty much all I would do, real estate until I have enough properties generating cash flow, meanwhile inbetween all of that I'd just be eating healthy (but tasty food), getting fit, and of course, hookercelling, but only at known and safe establishments with regular testing (probably somewhere in vegas, might even get a place there, maybe if I get enough money I could start a casino or something)

There's so much you could do, why is it that's the people who have the most never know what to do with it, and the people who have nothing never get anything easily (if at all) :feelsbadman:
 
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If they were sober and able to notice OP's subhuman face they wouldnt even ask if the foid was his gf and would proceed to ignore him tbhngl
They said that they were hippies in their youth. I doubt that they are that lookspilled tbh

based guys tbh
The one sitting closer to me leaned in and whispered "also those refugees we all take in... you can never know what kind of disease they carry"
Society dropouts are fucking WOKE
 
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They said that they were hippies in their youth. I doubt that they are that lookspilled tbh



The one sitting closer to me leaned in and whispered "also those refugees we all take in... you can never know what kind of disease they carry"
Society dropouts are fucking WOKE
it's sad that you can only speak the truth when you've got nothing to lose

the filthy rich and the dirt poor are the same in this regard
 
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They were kinda drunk and then started talking that the 80s and 90s had way higher quality women and drugs, how shitty their wageslave lives were, their health problems and that corona is fake and we will get chipped by Bill Gates soon. They had to leave at a station before I did and they showed me that peace sign with two fingers for goodbye.
Sounds based, looks like the homeless know what they were talking about. Just think about it even they recognize that Bill Gates has agenda.
 
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Sounds based, looks like the homeless know what they were talking about. Just think about it even they recognize that Bill Gates has agenda.
Interesting that even "bums" know what a shitbag gates is!

After all. He did kill lots of people in Africa and India with his "(((vaccines)))." LOOK IT UP...

Will someone tell me why that shitbag is still alive?
 
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It was Emba and outherebrothers
 
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Tomorrow I'll ride my bicycle to the trailer park and watch out for some homeless chicks. They seem to be rare as diamonds tho.
Just get an STD bro.
 
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It was Emba and outherebrothers
:feelskek: I wish I had met @Emba when I was a Homelesscel, it would probably have been fun.

@Emba @outherebrothers


Tis true? You guys are homeless?
Thankfully left those days behind last December, but what a "character building" 5 and a half years they were.
 
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:feelskek: I wish I had met @Emba when I was a Homelesscel, it would probably have been fun.


Thankfully left those days behind last December, but what a "character building" 5 and a half years they were.
Sit around the woods or library reading/ reasearching local minerals... Or hauling rocks around... More fun than under a bridge in a city dodging headhunters! (Literally, bums were decapitated at that time!)

Bon temps 'mi!