MY GRANDMOTHER JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

[Deleted member 9758]

I walked into the kitchen to make toast and then she asked me out of nowhere "I've never asked you this (she did) but do you have a girlfriend?", to which I simply replied "no granny". A few seconds passed and then she said "because i'd like to meet her someday".
I told her again "I don't have a gf". Then she said "you will someday, you are a handsome young man. You could have any girl you want"

It's fucking OVER.

@nice_try brag thread??

 

[JestER]

why don't you just tell her the truth and say yes, fakecel faggot?

 

[Deleted member 9758]

why don't you just tell her the truth and say yes, fakecel faggot?

because i've never had a female friend, let alone a gf.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Wanna grandmothers damn crap shit porn advertisement

what the fuck are you saying?

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Maybe gran could hook you up with some of her friends

Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Maybe gran could hook you up with some of her friends

Volcel if you wouldn't.

she doesn't have any. She's a bit of a loner.

 

[Deleted member 41104]

Got called handsome. Just become Chad and you’ll get a gf. Simple as that

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Got called handsome. Just become Chad and you’ll get a gf. Simple as that

yes

 

[crvkek]

its like they all have the same script. same type of shit from aunts

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

you go to the club with friends all the time, it's not over, consider doing more stuff with friends that isn't the club so you have better odds of finding a girlfriend

 

[Deleted member 9758]

you go to the club with friends all the time, it's not over, consider doing more stuff with friends that isn't the club so you have better odds of finding a girlfriend

The club is the best place for finding a gf or at least a hookup. I was a massive autist in the past so it didn’t work but not so much anymore.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

The club is the best place for finding a gf or at least a hookup. I was a massive autist in the past so it didn’t work but not so much anymore.

what's the club atmosphere in 2022, any tips

 

[Deleted member 9758]

what's the club atmosphere in 2022, any tips

It's pretty good, the same as pre-covid. Just stand around and wait for a foid to approach you if you're a social retard. Or you can try and make moves. I'd never approach personally because too high inhib. But you should make sure that they look at least somewhat interested first. There isn't really much more to it tbh, the foids are either interested or they aren't.
But the ones who ask for cigarettes usually aren't. Don't give those whores anything.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

It's pretty good, the same as pre-covid. Just stand around and wait for a foid to approach you if you're a social retard. Or you can try and make moves. I'd never approach personally because too high inhib. But you should make sure that they look at least somewhat interested first. There isn't really much more to it tbh, the foids are either interested or they aren't.
But the ones who ask for cigarettes usually aren't. Don't give those whores anything.

not surprised that it's all about female interest first rather than randomly approaching, thanks brah

 

[SoloAlex]

Just stand around and wait for a foid to approach you

Welcome to Incels.is

 

[uo89997]

Grandma's in denial

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

You should have said that you have too many choices, so decision making is difficult.

 

[Restart80]

I walked into the kitchen to make toast and then she asked me out of nowhere "I've never asked you this (she did) but do you have a girlfriend?", to which I simply replied "no granny". A few seconds passed and then she said "because i'd like to meet her someday".
I told her again "I don't have a gf". Then she said "you will someday, you are a handsome young man. You could have any girl you want"

It's fucking OVER.

@nice_try brag thread??

Brutal. Sounds like something my grandmother could say. I hope my grandmother never asks me.

 

[Restart80]

It's pretty good, the same as pre-covid. Just stand around and wait for a foid to approach you if you're a social retard. Or you can try and make moves. I'd never approach personally because too high inhib. But you should make sure that they look at least somewhat interested first. There isn't really much more to it tbh, the foids are either interested or they aren't.
But the ones who ask for cigarettes usually aren't. Don't give those whores anything.

 

[Restart80]

You should have said that you have too many choices, so decision making is difficult.

No need to feed into the delusions of the bluepill.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Chaeddels

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I walked into the kitchen to make toast and then she asked me out of nowhere "I've never asked you this (she did) but do you have a girlfriend?", to which I simply replied "no granny". A few seconds passed and then she said "because i'd like to meet her someday".
I told her again "I don't have a gf". Then she said "you will someday, you are a handsome young man. You could have any girl you want"

It's fucking OVER.

@nice_try brag thread??

Times change grandma

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

Maybe gran could hook you up with some of her friends

Volcel if you wouldn't.

So you're a volcel if you're not into necrophilia?

 

[Hapacalyptist]

Maybe gran could hook you up with some of her friends

Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[Deleted member 40767]

Just stand around and wait for a foid to approach you

ive been standing around for the past 6 years now people are starting to think im the bouncer or something

 

[Deleted member 40767]

brutal

 

[METALMILITA88]

why don't you just tell her the truth and say yes, fakecel faggot?

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Times change grandma

Yes