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We had to hack the site and steal secure some user data on a handful of you. Ignore any suspicious vans or groups of people going for walks near your home that you've never seen before. It's probably nothing, don't be paranoid.
Here's what we've found:
@bannedincel is an Israeli kike who got discharged from the IDF for his CO walking in on him being on the receiving end of a homosexual encounter. He now fights for Israel using a keyboard on obscure internet forums. He also makes occasional dildo purchases from Amazon.
@Mentally lost cel is a miracle of modern science: the world's smartest cockroach, able to use a computer and type in English. If ever you see him sperg out, just know that he's basically a comic book character and you should be impressed at this feat of science that gave him the ability to string passably coherent thoughts together.
@AsgardTheFatcel fantasizes about joining ISIS, but they'll never accept his Jew ass to join their ranks and Allahu Akbar himself on a Syrian army tank or drive right through a military checkpoint and do it. Intel sources confirm that they allow you to record yourself fucking a goat to prove your sandniggerdom. Then they'll let you join.
@wereq goes on curry forums to search for techniques and herbal mixtures on how to scrub the brown away from his skin in the toilet. His showering skills are reddit gold approved. His online dating profile header is, "don't message me if you're under 6'5." Women sometimes confuse him for a woman.
@Indracel likes getting pegged, usually by dominatrices, but also sometimes by men (he prefers the feeling of rubber over flesh, strangely enough). He sometimes browses dildo review sites that are populated with reviews by one user who goes by the handle "FullTimeBBCLover." We're still trying to pinpoint exactly who that might be.
@Transcended Trucel's IQ results are in and let's just say he'll never be a FANG coder. In fact, we checked the emails sent between his boss and his boss' boss and they're in talks of replacing him with ChatGPT because of his low IQ. They're also underpaying him by 20%, but because of his low IQ, he hasn't caught on that he's getting fucked.
@Orzmund is actually a classically trained 300 pound Black thespian who is trying to break into the professional poetry scene. Apparently, they get paid in compliments and appreciation letters. This denouement would be a most ardent, fortuitous, and empyrean ordonnance of vim and vigor that would inoculate a staunchly pristine vivaciousness in the otherwise impoverished corporality comprehended and fathomed as what our fellow brethren would conceive of as puissance.
Here's what we've found:
@bannedincel is an Israeli kike who got discharged from the IDF for his CO walking in on him being on the receiving end of a homosexual encounter. He now fights for Israel using a keyboard on obscure internet forums. He also makes occasional dildo purchases from Amazon.
@Mentally lost cel is a miracle of modern science: the world's smartest cockroach, able to use a computer and type in English. If ever you see him sperg out, just know that he's basically a comic book character and you should be impressed at this feat of science that gave him the ability to string passably coherent thoughts together.
@AsgardTheFatcel fantasizes about joining ISIS, but they'll never accept his Jew ass to join their ranks and Allahu Akbar himself on a Syrian army tank or drive right through a military checkpoint and do it. Intel sources confirm that they allow you to record yourself fucking a goat to prove your sandniggerdom. Then they'll let you join.
@wereq goes on curry forums to search for techniques and herbal mixtures on how to scrub the brown away from his skin in the toilet. His showering skills are reddit gold approved. His online dating profile header is, "don't message me if you're under 6'5." Women sometimes confuse him for a woman.
@Indracel likes getting pegged, usually by dominatrices, but also sometimes by men (he prefers the feeling of rubber over flesh, strangely enough). He sometimes browses dildo review sites that are populated with reviews by one user who goes by the handle "FullTimeBBCLover." We're still trying to pinpoint exactly who that might be.
@Transcended Trucel's IQ results are in and let's just say he'll never be a FANG coder. In fact, we checked the emails sent between his boss and his boss' boss and they're in talks of replacing him with ChatGPT because of his low IQ. They're also underpaying him by 20%, but because of his low IQ, he hasn't caught on that he's getting fucked.
@Orzmund is actually a classically trained 300 pound Black thespian who is trying to break into the professional poetry scene. Apparently, they get paid in compliments and appreciation letters. This denouement would be a most ardent, fortuitous, and empyrean ordonnance of vim and vigor that would inoculate a staunchly pristine vivaciousness in the otherwise impoverished corporality comprehended and fathomed as what our fellow brethren would conceive of as puissance.
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