I just want to piss or take a shit, I'm not trying to exercise.
I just want to piss or take a shit, I'm not trying to exercise.
Resting in a squat position isn't supposed to take a lot of exertion, it's restful unless your muscles are tight from lack of use of full ROM.
Basically the more hip flexion you get, the less bent your colon is:
Just using a footstool or squatty potty is probably a scam though. I don't see why your butt should be in contact with anything. You need most of your weight on your feet to get the best flexion anyway:
Above is best concept I've seen for conversion (I will buy one some day) because you can hold onto the top to avoid falling backward.
If I were to make one change I would make an overhead handhold to give additional options. Some people's arms might not be long enough to reach the forward handle here. I'd want alternate options (like gymnastic rings) to pull myself up out of the squat if I fell back and couldn't reach the top handle of this device.
All other squat platforms have that glaring absence, just a platform to stand, no handholds for the possible fall of the unfamiliar.
We tend to have really tight ankle-extension muscles which prevent the torsoflexion needed to bring the knees forward beyond the toes for optimal balance.
It looks like poop might drop an extra inch or two which could create a bigger splash. That could be concern for it hitting the underside of the standing platform and maybe the shoes. That's one thing I'm trying to figure out how we could mitigate, like if there was some kind of 1-way splash-trapping device.
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This is a tad wordy... Could have summed it up with 4 or 5 lines, hence all he "no readers". At least we fill our toilets every day. We feel relief after filling the toillet, too.
We'll never have any relief with foids.
We'll never fill a foid with anything unless we pay to play or betabuxx. Either way is a sad scenario. My life goal is to escortmaxx in foreign countries. That is the best outcome I can hope for as an incel.
We'll never have any relief with foids.
We'll never fill a foid with anything unless we pay to play or betabuxx. Either way is a sad scenario. My life goal is to escortmaxx in foreign countries. That is the best outcome I can hope for as an incel.
Resting in a squat position isn't supposed to take a lot of exertion, it's restful unless your muscles are tight from lack of use of full ROM.
Basically the more hip flexion you get, the less bent your colon is:
Just using a footstool or squatty potty is probably a scam though. I don't see why your butt should be in contact with anything. You need most of your weight on your feet to get the best flexion anyway:
Above is best concept I've seen for conversion (I will buy one some day) because you can hold onto the top to avoid falling backward.
If I were to make one change I would make an overhead handhold to give additional options. Some people's arms might not be long enough to reach the forward handle here. I'd want alternate options (like gymnastic rings) to pull myself up out of the squat if I fell back and couldn't reach the top handle of this device.
All other squat platforms have that glaring absence, just a platform to stand, no handholds for the possible fall of the unfamiliar.
We tend to have really tight ankle-extension muscles which prevent the torsoflexion needed to bring the knees forward beyond the toes for optimal balance.
It looks like poop might drop an extra inch or two which could create a bigger splash. That could be concern for it hitting the underside of the standing platform and maybe the shoes. That's one thing I'm trying to figure out how we could mitigate, like if there was some kind of 1-way splash-trapping device.
im not referring to the muscles in my colon, but my legs, i am unfit as fuck. squatting strains those muscles
Proof our forum is full of silly low-IQ teens who probably haven't made enough of an effort to self-improve to truly say they've proven blackpill to themselves.
Another good basic point, I am ashamed for overlooking this.
I am fearful of pursuing this because I worry it might be less satisfying than being alone.
When I am alone, I might have some head-fantasy about how I could be such a supreme gentleman to an escort that she falls in love with me.
The grim reality of fucking an escort and realizing she hates me and that this won't happen would be too brutal.
So maybe I should just stay alone to cope?
At least that way I am not financially supporting heartless escorts who would spend my money to buy beer and weed for chad after her shift is over.
I can empathize this, I have some rice krispy knees and some problems with deep squats too, despite working at it.
This is why I think handholds are so important.
Plus obviously when your colon is empty you should be practising squatting in general to build up this mobility.
Not just for decent shitting but the general health benefits it gives.
Those TRX things you can tie to a doorway pullup bar seem like they could be helpful in this:
As you get stronger you could also get a similar balance-aid by holding a light weight in front of your body:
Strengthening/stretching the soleus/gastrocnemius is important here to get the knees-over-toes thing to help with balance.
Fuck those "vertical shin" faggots, that's only possible with super-wide sumo squats and even then people tend to sumo-squat with feet narrow enough that they still go knees-past-toes.
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You clearly did not read/comprehend the entire OP.
Actual toilets flush impurities quickly and efficiently.
Vaginas take a long time to flush out cum and they never truly are rid of it due to microchimerism.
I never do. Toilets let me cum. Poop and piss on em. With no fighting back. Can't say the same for women.
Also didn't read ngl
Also didn't read ngl
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Bragging about not reading shit is what chads do.
If having the attention span of a fuckin goldfish is bragging to you. Then call me chadlossus.
The usage of toilet to imply something capable of flushing is relative recent, to the point where we actually have a special term for those which can flush: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Toilets for varieties.
"Broken" implies they had a capacity to function in the first place. Non-flushing toilet sounds more accurate...
"Catholes" sounds better to me. If that's too long to type casually, what are you thoughts on abbreviating it to "coles" ?
For Chad, they are cumholes or cumdumpsters or cockholster
Dumpsters are at least emptied weekly, they are more useful and easier to clean.
Cockholster could also describe wearing briefs. Holding our cocks in place seems like a worthwhile goal. Why should I view that as an insult?
An actual cockholster would at least be limited to storing one cock at a time, foids often take many cocks at once.
It SEEMS to, until you actually think about how much more functional and clean a toilet actually is.
Actual toilets are not degenerate at all. Avoiding toilets and shitting into pits w/o plumbing is the actualy degeneracy.
Term cathole/pighole just happens to be the terms for pits you dig to shit into, so we can't just substitute dog or is misses the point.
I'd rather fuck a foid who fucked 10 dogs than a foid who fucked another human male TBH, I don't see why the need to focus on dogpill as some kind of greater offense.
Dogs at worst might give a foid an orgasm independently of you like having a vibrator or lesbian lover, they're not going to get her pregnant or turn her DNA partially male like getting creampied by Tyrone will.
Toilets are nice to use once a day
I should probably be concerned at how frequently I need to urinate.
I'm not reading that, the comparison isn't that serious
So you're not serious when you insult women? I am.
Toilets have enough negative associations to be a good insult and I don't think any foid is happy to be compared to one.
That's because foids are stupid and don't appreciate stuff like toilets.
Does that necessarily mean we should be insulting amazing technology just because foids don't appreciate them?
TLDR: Toilets > foids
Foids have some things to offer that toilets don't, like I'm sure vaginas feel better to put your dicks into, but that doesn't mean that when we look down on foids for dirty behaviors that we should insult easily-cleaned-toilets by comparing them to spoiled-forever foids.
I can see after a year it hasn't improved this forum's vocabulary and IQ
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