Experiment [POLL] The first thing you would do?

[gummybearcel]

If all of a sudden a cute loyal gf knocked on your door right now begging to be in your company... what is the first thing you would do with her? She won't leave you btw (hypothetical scenario).
Also anonymous, so be honest.

 

[Asgard]

Reclaim sovereignty of Biafra, my homeland and the great nation I will die for.

 

[verybasedindeed]

Rough sex.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Handholding.

 

[FrothySolutions]

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Cuddle

 

[gummybearcel]

Cuddle

Same tbh

 

[idgaf]

Cuddle and watch a movie together

 

[adharmi]

Cuddle

 

[Regenerator]

Honestly just cuddle in case she me tooed me after having sex. My sex drive is pretty low anyway so I'd prefer cuddling.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Manhandle her

 

[StefiBeaLipton]

I would be too timid to do much at all. I would offer her food and drinks and snuggle up goodnight.

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

The first option.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I'd like to experience cuddling.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

This is so SO far  the realm of reality, that I can't even answer this...

 

[Zetta]

 

[Caelus]

Not gonna happen, but hypothetically, figuratively, and metaphorically, hardcore all the way until we both either die by hemorrhage or pass out for a week. No kidding tbh, I like it rough. Must be my ape-like ancestor blood speaking.

 

[Caelus]

Cuddle

I find that shit cringe and annoying tbh, it’s so fucking over.

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

 

[greggymex7]

Get in bed start touching then sex

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I find that shit cringe and annoying tbh, it’s so fucking over.

I need to be loved bro

 

[gummybearcel]

I need to be loved bro

I am touch-starved. Hugging a loyal foid for hours would be the best medicine for my inceldom. Any lurkers want to volunteer???

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I am touch-starved. Hugging a loyal foid for hours would be the best medicine for my inceldom. Any lurkers want to volunteer???

No hug for your incel genetics

 

[TheCatMan]

Cuddles

 

[based_meme]

Grab her by the throat and drag her inside making her think I'm going to chop her up and feed pigs, but then bring her to her knees and begin the rough sex.

 

[Repulsive123]

If all of a sudden a cute loyal gf knocked on your door right now begging to be in your company... what is the first thing you would do with her? She won't leave you btw (hypothetical scenario).
Also anonymous, so be honest.

Fuck till i collapse and make babies as soon as possible

 

[The Bickler]

i'd take her out to a restaurant then watch the sunset together, maybe cuddle but i dont really deserve that intimacy. definitely wouldnt reproduce tho dont want to make incel babies

 

[CruxGammata]

Rough sex

 

[Mainländer]

Sex first. This is my modus operandi with women. Women's presence makes me uptight, after the important part is done, then I can chill and do whatever else, focused.

 

[Fatbaldingcel]

Go to different places

 

[Mentally lost cel]

If all of a sudden a cute loyal gf knocked on your door right now begging to be in your company... what is the first thing you would do with her? She won't leave you btw (hypothetical scenario).
Also anonymous, so be honest.

Cant we just stay here for a while ... see what happens