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Discussion Question For Escortcels: Have You Kissed An Escort?

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I really wanna kiss a girl so badly! :feels:

If I get horny I can easily masturbate to relieve my sexual urges.

But if I wanna kiss a girl I can't do anything about that. I can't kiss myself!
 
Brazillian Smegma be like :feelsbaton: DHS? FBI? We got em'.

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No I haven’t because I’m not a escortcel
 
I might go in for the kiss when i get an escort in a couple weeks
 
I use my upper lip to kiss my lower lip
 
FYI: Most escorts don't kiss
 
Yes. As a matter of course. It's really weird if you can't.
 
I really wanna kiss a girl so badly! :feels:

If I get horny I can easily masturbate to relieve my sexual urges.

But if I wanna kiss a girl I can't do anything about that. I can't kiss myself!
Just buy a sexdoll
and kiss it tbh
or if you're really poor
get one of those pocket pussies that looks like a mouth
it even has a tongue on the inside
and kiss it
Amazon has a good one for 10$
 
I might go in for the kiss when i get an escort in a couple weeks

I'm too high inhib to kiss any of the escorts I've fucked. It just seems too fucking weird to go in for the kiss with a whore. I use them as fleshlights and dip :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
FYI: Most escorts don't kiss

Just find one that does GFE or DFK. They're not rare.
 
I really wanna kiss a girl so badly! :feels:

If I get horny I can easily masturbate to relieve my sexual urges.

But if I wanna kiss a girl I can't do anything about that. I can't kiss myself!
Save up for an escort or for sea,
Brazillian Smegma be like :feelsbaton: DHS? FBI? We got em'.

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very high effort avi and sig
 
get one of those pocket pussies that looks like a mouth
I don't really want to kiss something that I would stick my dick in tbh. It probably sounds silly because I'm actually ok with kissing a foid who gives me a bj, if that ever happens.
 
I don't really want to kiss something that I would stick my dick in tbh. It probably sounds silly because I'm actually ok with kissing a foid who gives me a bj, if that ever happens.
Yeah i'm fine with it too. Just have her wash out her mouth lol
 
No I haven’t because I’m not a escortcel
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If an escort does a genuine "girlfriend experience" then she might kiss, but don't expect any warmth, smiles or affection.

Kissing an escort, providing she doesn't pull her head away in disgust, is like killing the closed Gates of Mordor.
 
Not entitled to a kiss inkell
 
I've always wanted to make out with a girl and I used to have thoughts about making out with prostitutes because that was the only way any girl would ever kiss me.

But then I keep picturing the moment we kiss and she belches up some leftover cum from a previous client and that makes me never want to kiss a hooker ever. At all. Like seriously that vision in my head of me swapping cum with a hooker makes me disgusted.
 

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