BasedMistercel
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You have heard rumors that the common advice of "just take a shower" is a code phrase for a secret artifact hidden by the chads of the world. It is a golden shower that, once bathed in, turns you into the pinnacle of sex appeal. I mean sub-5 to 10/10 chad. All disabilities are fixed and all neurodivergent behaviors are instantly seen as "cute" or "mysterious" and not "annoying" or "creepy". You find this shower, but the oracle tells you that the sex you have after you take the shower will feel like nothing. It will just feel like a normal workout. No dopamine rush, no sexual gratification, nothing.
However, love and affection will still have the same effects. You can be happy with a wife, kids, or many wives if you so prefer. The satisfaction of having a family can finally be yours.
So, do you take the shower?
However, love and affection will still have the same effects. You can be happy with a wife, kids, or many wives if you so prefer. The satisfaction of having a family can finally be yours.
So, do you take the shower?