[Blackpill] Tarzan was a chad

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Tarzan acted like a literal animal and couldn't talk. When white pussy came near him, the pussy wanted that chad cock.
He had good looks but no personality.

Never began for personalitycels
 
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Janes Looksmatch was hanging from a tree that Tarzan swang by
 
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just destroy lions and bulls in single strike theory bro
 
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Oh yeah Tarzan.
Its been some time since i heard that name.
 
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Johnny Weissmuller, who played Tarzan in the original movies back in the 1930's. As a world class athlete in swimming, he won five Olympic gold medals and one bronze medal, 52 United States national championships, and set 67 world records - truly the Chaddiest of Chads.

Another interesting fact, is that while making the later "Jungle Jim" movies, he was fined $5000 for every pound he was overweight. He had to maintain the ideal, manly physique.

Now every other gym bro mogs him due to the rampant steroid use. In his day, he was a champion among champions, yet by today's absurd standards, he couldn't even set up a Tinder date unless he roidmaxxed.

 
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@Incel Duchamp damn that's brutal. Even talent and hard work aren't enough for women.
It's over
 
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Femasites must have been pissed when they found out that were't any feral white chads swinging from trees in the Congo...
 
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Mowgli>Tarzan
 
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Back in the early 20th century there was a whole genre of Chad adventure literature. Tarzan, John Carter, Conan. They were all genetically gifted monsters who won purely because of their physical superiority (there's a story of Conan where he defeats a pirate captain in a sword duel not because he was a better fencer, the story actually makes a point to explain he was not, the captain was better, but the physical superiority of Conan was such that for the captain it was like fighting a tiger, a wild animal with superior strength and reflexes), and women are usually there just to fall over their feet and be subservient to them.

I think Italian author Emilio Salgari probably invented this genre back with his Sandokan stories.It's funny however how this kind of literature was obliterated when the cucks took over our culture. Jonathan Bowden had an interesting lecture on the subject:

 
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@Incel Duchamp damn that's brutal. Even talent and hard work aren't enough for women.
It's over
Talent and hard work won't get you ripped you need to get a degree in chemistry nowadays (Frank Zane literally had one).

A lot of people nowadays still don't know that mass monsters like Segio Olivia or Arnold Schwarzenegger were purely a product of steroids. It's literally impossible to get that big without them.

Meanwhile, all a woman has to do to get "fit" is not eat like a pig.
 
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Tarzan fucked all the female monkeys in his jungle.
 
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Tarzan is such a stupid concept. A human baby would get eaten by chimps. IF he survived to adulthood, he would be shaggy, scrawny, covered in lice, and disease ridden.
 
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Talent and hard work won't get you ripped you need to get a degree in chemistry nowadays (Frank Zane literally had one).

A lot of people nowadays still don't know that mass monsters like Segio Olivia or Arnold Schwarzenegger were purely a product of steroids. It's literally impossible to get that big without them.

Meanwhile, all a woman has to do to get "fit" is not eat like a pig.
This is why I think gymceling messed up male SMV big time. It's just pandering to foids ever increasing hypergamy. Instead of gymceling, men should have put foid in their place back in the 70's, 80's 90's and earliy 2000's. Males didn't need to look ripped to get laid in the past. And certainly didn't need to look ripped to be considered a real man or a sexual being.

Gymceling = pandering to foids

"B-b-but I do it for health reasons bro :soy:"

yeah, sure you do bucko
 
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if tarzan was incel her ape mother would have killed and ate him
 
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That movie is proof looks matter. Very blackpilled
 
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Tarzan acted like a literal animal and couldn't talk. When white pussy came near him, the pussy wanted that chad cock.
He had good looks but no personality.

Never began for personalitycels
 
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"That's Disney movies, that doesn't happen IRL" :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
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Johnny Weissmuller, who played Tarzan in the original movies back in the 1930's. As a world class athlete in swimming, he won five Olympic gold medals and one bronze medal, 52 United States national championships, and set 67 world records - truly the Chaddiest of Chads.

Another interesting fact, is that while making the later "Jungle Jim" movies, he was fined $5000 for every pound he was overweight. He had to maintain the ideal, manly physique.

Now every other gym bro mogs him due to the rampant steroid use. In his day, he was a champion among champions, yet by today's absurd standards, he couldn't even set up a Tinder date unless he roidmaxxed.

WTF that a Chad back then?
 
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Tarzan is such a stupid concept. A human baby would get eaten by chimps. IF he survived to adulthood, he would be shaggy, scrawny, covered in lice, and disease ridden.
B-but muh disney pictures :feels::feels::soy:
 
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i wish i was Tarzan
 
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