Venting The worst part about living with your parents

[NeverEvenBegan]

I want to cope with masturbation, but I can't because my parents still haven't gone to sleep yet. I can hear them talking and roaming in the hallway. They're annoying me and stressing me out. There's no way I can masturbate in these conditions. Plus it's possible for them to come into my room.

I need to wait for them to go to sleep. Go to sleep already, you old bastards!! Jk, I love my parents, but they can be a nuisance.

 

[Max Doltman]

headphones plus lock door?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

headphones plus lock door?

Headphones yes, but my door doesn't have a working lock system

 

[copemaxx9002]

Headphones yes, but my door doesn't have a working lock system

u need to get one

 

[LeFrenchCel]

It's all about knowing your family's habits, what they do during the day, where they are at every point of the day

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

It's all about knowing your family's habits, what they do during the day, where they are at every point of the day

True. For example, if my dad will come into my room, it will likely be in the morning or noon, almost never in the evening.

But my mom is more unpredictable. She can randomly decide she needs to get things from my room, or to come in and ask me some random things.

 

[supersoldier]

just go to toilet.

 

[Natey Nate]

I've gone to public bathrooms to masturbate in peace at times when I couldn't do it at home

 

[lonelysince2006]

I've gone to public bathrooms to masturbate in peace at times when I couldn't do it at home

I remember some freshmen started banging on the door and hollering back in my junior year. I wasn't even trying to masturbate, I was trying to get away from a dumb assembly-type event. I got out and looked them in the face and they had these smug grins on. I wasn't angry enough to beat one of them, but I sort of hoped they'd back off. I remember two or three out of the five were taller than me as well; two were my height. Moral of the story: Don't spend an hour in a public toilet if you don't want to get harassed.

 

[thespanishcel]

Do your parents enter your room randomly without knocking?

 

[Grim_Reaper]

I always wonder how incels that live in an apartment room with their parents and siblings are able to masturbate.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Do your parents enter your room randomly without knocking?

Most times they knock.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

knock

And I want to knock up women with my creampies

 

[Friezacel]

Do your parents enter your room randomly without knocking?

They do. And i asked one time my father politely to knock on my door before coming in and he completely freaked out. You have literally no human rights as sub5

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Get a hardware store bolt that can be screwed onto the door, if you're an adult who chips in with household bills then I think you should be allowed privacy.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

If you're an adult

I am

chips in with household bills

neet

 

[Puppeter]

Headphones yes, but my door doesn't have a working lock system

ayo this nigga doesnt have a lock
@ItsovERfucks @TheGrayWolf @NoIdeaWhatToDo

 

[NoIdeaWhatToDo]

ayo this nigga doesnt have a lock
@ItsovERfucks @TheGrayWolf @NoIdeaWhatToDo

I want to cope with masturbation, but I can't because my parents still haven't gone to sleep yet.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I am

neet
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Can you get on the welfarebux or something? Even giving parents a bit of that every month keeps a lot of their you don't pay a dime towards this house so you don't get any rights arguments at bay.

 

[ItsovERfucks]

ayo this nigga doesnt have a lock
@ItsovERfucks @TheGrayWolf @NoIdeaWhatToDo

Jfl

 

[Mistake]

Whenever I feel like masturbating when my parents are at home, my dad suddenly starts walking across the corridor for minutes, or he suddenly needs me to help him with something.

 

[RegularManlet]

I remember some freshmen started banging on the door and hollering back in my junior year. I wasn't even trying to masturbate, I was trying to get away from a dumb assembly-type event. I got out and looked them in the face and they had these smug grins on. I wasn't angry enough to beat one of them, but I sort of hoped they'd back off. I remember two or three out of the five were taller than me as well; two were my height. Moral of the story: Don't spend an hour in a public toilet if you don't want to get harassed.

Lmfao this reminds me

I remember one time in high school during lunch break I was bored and had no friends so I decided to just go in to the bathroom and wank, I did not do this often since sometimes I did have people to talk to, and obviously the privacy and comfortability of a school public toilet sucks.

However at the same time when i was 15 surrounded by so many prime fertile girls this made me very horny and I was being fed 24/7 coomfuel

So I just went in there with my imagination jacking it to all the girls in my year level I thought of one girl in particular, some HTB and I busted thinking of her.

Then I walked out of there and boom, that bitch was standing there with a couple guys talking to them, as I walked out the public toilet they went silent and looked at me, I made direct eye contact with the bitch and thought in my head "damn I just jerked off to that bitch"

It was kind of hot seeing her right after I just jerked off to her, it makes me imagine just how good sex must be when you have the orgasm right there with her.

 

[RegularManlet]

Luckily for me to masturbate, my mother goes to sleep very early usually like 9pm, then my dad 99.99% of time never bothers me. Usually I will just go to bed early and masturbate under the covers

 

[TheGrayWolf]

ayo this nigga doesnt have a lock
@ItsovERfucks @TheGrayWolf @NoIdeaWhatToDo

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I always wonder how incels that live in an apartment room with their parents and siblings are able to masturbate.

I have to wait until late in the night for my parents to fall asleep, then I can masturbate in peace.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

just go in to the bathroom and wank

I don't want to masturbate while standing up and looking at porn on a small mobile phone screen.

I want to lay down on the bed and look at porn on a bigger laptop screen.

 

[NorthernWind]

I always wonder how incels that live in an apartment room with their parents and siblings are able to masturbate.

In toilet.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Get a hardware store bolt that can be screwed onto the door

We don't actually own the apartment, we rent it. So it's complicated to make modifications.

 

[I used to wake up]

I need to wait for them to go to sleep. Go to sleep already, you old bastards!! Jk, I love my parents, but they can be a nuisance.

Relatable

 

[der_komische]

i buy ear plugs for sleeping

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

i buy ear plugs for sleeping

That might be a bit uncomfortable for me. Against noise I put a pillow or a blanket on my head