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What are some of your guilty pleasures?

idkwattodowithlife

idkwattodowithlife

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Every now and then I usually grab a spoon or use my fingers (if I'm feeling a little frisk on that day) to lick the Nutella off the spoon or my fingers (Nutella is some chocolate hazelnut spread that tastes really good). Finger dipping is a little too dirty...

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Anyways. Please tell me some of your guilty pleasures :).
 
RE: What are some of your guilty pleasures ;)?

I respect women
 
pretending im not short
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
I respect women
Probably not a good idea to say that. Gotta read the rules before you post, kiddo.

Anyways. I'm not even sure if this thread is a good idea. Oh well, I may get permanently banned someday (either way), I guess I'm just going to have fun while it last, and try to give some people less of a headache.

Well, I guess I'm a hypocrite *shrugs*


SeifEsteem said:
pretending im not short
You could lie to girls on Tinder about your height. I think that's much better ;).
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
justforlulzandkeks said:
I respect women
Probably not a good idea to say that. Gotta read the rules before you post, kiddo.
Anyways. I'm not even sure if this thread is a good idea. Oh well, I may get permanently banned someday (either way), I guess I'm just going to have fun while it last, and try to give some people less of a headache.
Well, I guess I'm a hypocrite *shrugs*


SeifEsteem said:
pretending im not short
You could lie to girls on Tinder about your height. I think that's much better ;).



am i supposed to get away with headshots
 
SeifEsteem said:
am i supposed to get away with headshots
Women are the masters of deception. Fat women are the masters of deception and Myspace angles.

Stand on a pile of book and look for angles that makes you look tall, also where you could see no books.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
SeifEsteem said:
am i supposed to get away with headshots
Women are the masters of deception. Fat women are the masters of deception and Myspace angles.
Stand on a pile of book and look for angles that makes you look tall, also where you could see no books.

but my body is small and so are my arms

height is proportional on average
 
SeifEsteem said:
SeifEsteem said:
am i supposed to get away with headshots
but my body is small and so are my arms
height is proportional on average
Oh well. I give up *shrugs*

Was going to write you two paragraphs, but meh...

I see you reading this thread @quantumdummy its time for you to come out of the dark with your jiffy cornbreads and cocoa milk ;).

And of course lets get fat together :D.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
SeifEsteem said:
SeifEsteem said:
am i supposed to get away with headshots
but my body is small and so are my arms
height is proportional on average
Oh well. I give up *shrugs*
Was going to write you two paragraphs, but meh...
I see you reading this thread @quantumdummy its time for you to come out of the dark with your jiffy cornbreads and cocoa milk ;).
And of course lets get fat together :D.
glad 2 know im not worth that effort
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Oh well. I give up *shrugs*

Was going to write you two paragraphs, but meh...

I see you reading this thread @quantumdummy its time for you to come out of the dark with your jiffy cornbreads and cocoa milk ;).

And of course lets get fat together :D.

I was busy deciding on what kind of Ben and Jerry's I want this time. What's your choice?
 
QuantumDummy said:
I was busy deciding on what kind of Ben and Jerry's I want this time. What's your choice?
I'm craving for Subway. I just don't know why...

Eat cookie dough flavor!
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
I'm craving for Subway. I just don't know why...

Eat cookie dough flavor!

Subway sucks.

I might go with plain vanilla. Decisions, decisions.
 
SeifEsteem said:
glad 2 know im not worth that effort
Dude. I'm kind of like almost dead... No I don't hate you nor do I think you're worthless.

Inceldom just zaps your life force away from you, please forgive me.

Does+this+make+these+kittens+our+purrophets+_1fe3b598ebb3e023ea3bfa24d0391293.jpg



QuantumDummy said:
Subway sucks.
I might go with plain vanilla. Decisions, decisions.
Yeah Subway does kind of suck, lol.

Vanilla is good, gonna throw in some crush candy bars? *drools*
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
SeifEsteem said:
glad 2 know im not worth that effort
Dude. I'm kind of like almost dead... No I don't hate you nor do I think you're worthless.
Inceldom just zaps your life force away from you, please forgive me.
Does+this+make+these+kittens+our+purrophets+_1fe3b598ebb3e023ea3bfa24d0391293.jpg



QuantumDummy said:
Subway sucks.
I might go with plain vanilla. Decisions, decisions.
Yeah Subway does kind of suck, lol.
Vanilla is good, gonna throw in some crush candy bars? *drools*



u just wanna keep ur low inhib to urself
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Dude. I'm kind of like almost dead... No I don't hate you nor do I think you're worthless.

Inceldom just zaps your life force away from you, please forgive me.

Does+this+make+these+kittens+our+purrophets+_1fe3b598ebb3e023ea3bfa24d0391293.jpg



Yeah Subway does kind of suck, lol.

Vanilla is good, gonna throw in some crush candy bars? *drools*



Nah, just gonna eat it as is. I love vanilla ice cream, its such a mellow flavor.
 
SeifEsteem said:
u just wanna keep ur low inhib to urself
For some reason. I'm actually beginning to think that you're Incelman (or Gambler).

konosuba-ova-2.png


Or maybe I'm just hallucinating.


Juxtaposition6 said:
Trap porn
That's weird >.<
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
For some reason. I'm actually beginning to think that you're Incelman (or Gambler).

konosuba-ova-2.png


Or maybe I'm just hallucinating.


That's weird >.<


It's hot
 
Talking to you.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
SeifEsteem said:
u just wanna keep ur low inhib to urself
For some reason. I'm actually beginning to think that you're Incelman (or Gambler).
konosuba-ova-2.png

Or maybe I'm just hallucinating.


Juxtaposition6 said:
Trap porn
That's weird >.<



thx for giving me more inches and changing my skin color
 
idkwattodowithlife said:

What is that for? You're annoying and you post like a female, yet I enjoy talking to you.
 
Kointo said:
What is that for? You're annoying and you post like a female, yet I enjoy talking to you.

1) I'm not annoying.

2) I don't post like a female.

And why thank you :).
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
1) I'm not annoying.

2) I don't post like a female.

And why thank you :).

Another guilty pleasure:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imGjGzKojGc[/video]

Skip to 11:00
 
Fapping to the beat of girlpop music with condom and watching old television sitcoms/movies. I never watch new stuff anyways. Can't think of much else.

In terms of fapping, I've done most of the kosher stuff. Fleshlights, odd positions, making videos of myself fapping and watching it later. If that isn't a guilty pleasure, then you aren't doing it right.
 
Fantasizing about myself going back in time and fucking a relative of mine in their prime, thus creating a stable time loop.
 
nutella is fucking amazing, if i wasnt such a skinnyfat fat cunt already i would eat a whole jar.


justforlulzandkeks said:
I respect women

its over for u


idkwattodowithlife said:
Probably not a good idea to say that. Gotta read the rules before you post, kiddo.

Anyways. I'm not even sure if this thread is a good idea. Oh well, I may get permanently banned someday (either way), I guess I'm just going to have fun while it last, and try to give some people less of a headache.

well make sure not to get banned then? tbh dude ngl, there are some threads you have made where it seems like u are asking for a ban, and the mods gave you ur wish lel


Kointo said:
Talking to you.

me and nauseas convos are my guilty pleasures
 
Oodar said:
Fapping to the beat of girlpop music with condom and watching old television sitcoms/movies. I never watch new stuff anyways. Can't think of much else.
In terms of fapping, I've done most of the kosher stuff. Fleshlights, odd positions, making videos of myself fapping and watching it later. If that isn't a guilty pleasure, then you aren't doing it right.
I like listening to degenerate music like Lady Gaga, its pretty good, and my favorite song of hers is "Judas."

Kointo said:
Fantasizing about myself going back in time and fucking a relative of mine in their prime, thus creating a stable time loop.
Dude, you gotta get yourself sorted out, along with many other animefags in this forum.

PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
nutella is fucking amazing, if i wasnt such a skinnyfat fat cunt already i would eat a whole jar.
Bro, you should try Nutella Pizza. If I had money, I'd be a fat cunt overnight.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Bro, you should try Nutella Pizza. If I had money, I'd be a fat cunt overnight.

vomit
 

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