Which animal would you like to turn into?

[SubhumanAbomination]

Obviously being human is shit, humans are evil, selfish, manipulative, retarded, cowardice, and that includes me and you. Also if you're born inferior and in this time and age, nothing awaits you but suffering and there's no hope at all, you'll be treated as a subhuman. But for animals, they don't care, they just eat, shit, sleep and fuck without a care in the world. They're not evil since they're not sentient, they just follow their instinct and mind their own business, they're also not self aware so they don't give a fuck about anything in the world, living carefree without stress, especially if they're predators with no natural enemies.



Which animal would you like to turn into? For me it would be an eagle tbh, free, looks good, solitude, high tier hunter, no natural predators, low inhibit, etc.

 

[Haywire]

dog so could knot white foids

 

[SneakPower611]

either an eagle or lion

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

either an eagle or lion

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Dog if I get to fuck a human foid.
Otherwise Gastrotrich (avg lifespan 3 days).

 

[Deleted member 23712]

dog so could knot white foids

 

[Unsaveable]

Blue Whale.

Must feel like a boss being one.

 

[Angry_runt]

Hippo. They're the animals that kill most humans aside from mosquitos.

 

[Deleted member 31630]

Maybe a tardigrade they can survive in space

 

[Jungle]

horse

 

[FlamingCel]

Panda

 

[Deleted member 24876]

chad dog so I can ascend.

 

[Darkenzo]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPxq9fv1dE


I'd be that if I could do that. If that's out the question than a nice parrot, long life span and can still talk.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ_wO0r16ww

 

[Burai]

dragon or mosasaurus

 

[incelerated]

Something big.

 

[Deleted member 21752]

A sperm whale. Be a big motherfucker and dive into the depths

 

[coldmachinery]

Raccoon. I always liked Sly Cooper, and I've got dark circles for days.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

bacteria

 

[FinnCel]

Dog because of the dogpill

 

[Transcended Trucel]

lionlossus

 

[wasted12years]

Any animal who gets to have sex.

 

[SubhumanAbomination]

lionlossus

Apelossus dedsrs tbhtbhngl

 

[Vaguehopes]

Any animal who gets to have sex.

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

Being a fox should be fun

 

[Saint Lives MattER]

GigaTyrone

 

[epillepsy]

rather just stay a human, ngl

 

[Deleted member 30682]

A genetically modified gorilla

 

[SubhumanAbomination]

A genetically modified gorilla

@ThoughtfulCel

 

[Deleted member 30682]

@ThoughtfulCel

Pfff not him
This one:

 

[Deleted member 818]

Definitely a pigeon. I would just shit on normies and steal their food.

 

[Loner94]

An Eagle.

 

[Emba]

Geobacter

 

[Hydroclasm]

Owl seems like a good choice

 

[Deleted member 29003]

A bee

 

[Lebensmüder]

Obviously being human is shit, humans are evil, selfish, manipulative, retarded, cowardice, and that includes me and you. Also if you're born inferior and in this time and age, nothing awaits you but suffering and there's no hope at all, you'll be treated as a subhuman. But for animals, they don't care, they just eat, shit, sleep and fuck without a care in the world. They're not evil since they're not sentient, they just follow their instinct and mind their own business, they're also not self aware so they don't give a fuck about anything in the world, living carefree without stress, especially if they're predators with no natural enemies.



Which animal would you like to turn into? For me it would be an eagle tbh, free, looks good, solitude, high tier hunter, no natural predators, low inhibit, etc.

Monitor lizard (especially Varanus salvadorii/Crocodile Monitor), many would probably say Komodo Dragon, but I don't like its heavy habitus. Also maybe a Tuatara.

Geobacter

Based microbecel, you have a very good taste. They are able to reduce metalls, I also like Shewanella, because they are also able to make nano cables to transport electrons into metalls. Metallreducing bacteria also can be used to make a microbial fuel cell.
If I wanted to be a microbe I would like to be bioluminescent like Vibrio/Photorhabdus or an archaeon.

A sperm whale. Be a big motherfucker and dive into the depths

Based. They also have enormous amounts of myoglobin to keep oxgen in their blood, the Spermateci Organ to dive with no muscle effort and many other adaptations.

If it came down to marine vertebrates I would want to be a Sleeper Shark (although their eyes get fucked up by a copepod called Ommatokoita).

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Maybe a tardigrade they can survive in space

Based and Panarthropoda-pilled.

 

[Deleted member 31122]

Dog ofc, so I can fuck human foids

 

[Deleted member 5712]

A cute big dog
some parents will get me as a present for a girls 10th birthday and the dogpill will strike
lick her for days then eventual fucking all the way until adulthood
no man will ever fuck her like my dog dick can

 

[Unsaveable]

Based. They also have enormous amounts of myoglobin to keep oxgen in their blood, the Spermateci Organ to dive with no muscle effort and many other adaptations.

If it came down to marine vertebrates I would want to be a Sleeper Shark (although their eyes get fucked up by a copepod called Ommatokoita).

Why would you want to be a fish? you would have 0 sentience.

Being a whale (of any kind) Mogs, being a Blue Whale would be badass.

 

[CrackingYs]

I would choose the sea squirt, the most biologically advanced animal in the marine world.

I has both male and female sex organs. Starts out as a tadpole, and after procreating it absorbs its own brain and lives out the rest of it's life, in blissful happiness like a plant. It's basically the incel of the animal kingdom.

Meet the creature that eats its own brain!

The sea squirt is one of my favorite sea creatures. When I was a young boy, I first met my first one in a tidal pool in Laguna Beach, California. I remember bending down close to examine it, and …

goodheartextremescience.wordpress.com

 

[Deleted member 21768]

None as they can't do what humans can and I rather not be a human slave or human food.

 

[Lebensmüder]

Why would you want to be a fish? you would have 0 sentience.

Being a whale (of any kind) Mogs, being a Blue Whale would be badass.

I like these sharks because they have a different pace of life, they live about >400 years, everything a human experiences feels like a blink to them. Imagine being alive from the French Revolution to now with a human conscience. There are even some sponges that live up to 10.000 years. This concept is so extremely interesting.

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

Good and evil don’t. Stop this animal’s are righteous bs.

I’ll want to be a blue Phoenix if i have to be a normal animal I rather be dead tbh

But if I really have to maybe a tiger shark and that’s maybe

 

[grondilu]

Is that a lobster reference ?


View: https://youtu.be/hI0OQh66404

 

[EdgyPatrician]

Cat.

 

[Saigon Depression]

Lion

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Pliosaurus Funkei

 

[waste matter]

Leviathan or Apophis

 

[Emba]

Monitor lizard (especially Varanus salvadorii/Crocodile Monitor), many would probably say Komodo Dragon, but I don't like its heavy habitus. Also maybe a Tuatara.

Based microbecel, you have a very good taste. They are able to reduce metalls, I also like Shewanella, because they are also able to make nano cables to transport electrons into metalls. Metallreducing bacteria also can be used to make a microbial fuel cell.
If I wanted to be a microbe I would like to be bioluminescent like Vibrio/Photorhabdus or an archaeon.

Based. They also have enormous amounts of myoglobin to keep oxgen in their blood, the Spermateci Organ to dive with no muscle effort and many other adaptations.

If it came down to marine vertebrates I would want to be a Sleeper Shark (although their eyes get fucked up by a copepod called Ommatokoita).


Based and Panarthropoda-pilled.

U r vry snart!

 

[trying to ascend]

A duck, e-girls and asian foids love ducks, they probably fuck with ducks too

 

[Lebensmüder]

A duck, e-girls and asian foids love ducks, they probably fuck with ducks too


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Male ducks ("drakes") have corkscrew-like dicks as an adaptation for rape - there is a sexual conflict with male coercion/female defense (this leads to an evolutionary arms race between the sexes), the females also have long, twisted genitals as an adaptation against rape:
Sexual selection - A game of ducks and drakes | Science & technology | The Economist