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Discussion You win $100 million on the lottery. What do you do?

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Invest in stocks
Move into an apartment and fuck 3 hookers at once.
Pay for my college debt.
buy a high end Torso and legs silicone sex doll.
Donate to my bois at incels.co
 
Spend it all on kweens
 
I would buy a house outside of the city and live a peaceful life without having to work
 
The first thing I’m acquiring is an effective Barbiturate. I need to have something that provides me a painless death for my peace of mind.

Also I buy myself a small flat and put all of my efforts into gymmaxx and vidya. My favorite things to do.
 
gonna buy the sickest VR set ever. not gonna buy a mansion but one of those super nice apartments. gonna hire a PT, and im gonna cope by leading on a bunch of foids who think ill beta buxx them, fucking them till i cant keep up the appearance anymore then just dumping them. also probably fund this website so it can get an app.
 
1. See if I've been made public.
2. Check to see how much I owe in taxes.

My goodness we agree on something

House, family sorted the same, rent properties for passive income, move to sea like Vietnam or some shit, run jbw jbr, finance clinic & school in village, pick best looking girl in village, done.

Oh & finance a bunch of nerds to make sexbots for all the incels to cope.
 
Fuck prime teen pussy in the worst and most degrading way possible.

Promote the blackpill through some pricey means i don't know.
 
gonna buy the sickest VR set ever. not gonna buy a mansion but one of those super nice apartments. gonna hire a PT, and im gonna cope by leading on a bunch of foids who think ill beta buxx them, fucking them till i cant keep up the appearance anymore then just dumping them. also probably fund this website so it can get an app.

JFL you can just create your own website with better features to screen out fakecels and larps, this forum is not "the best that it can be", its infested with trolls and larps and the culture is shit as it encourages spamming and trolling, it needs a hard restart, I'd create my own forum and pay some whiz to set it up so its easy to screen out the unwanted, and efficient

There would be strict rules, you can't give BS one word responses, no postmaxxing, etc
It's not really that much money bro.

:waitwhat:
 
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Blow it all on funding research and development of catgirls.
 
JFL you can just create your own website with better features to screen out fakecels and larps, this forum is not "the best that it can be", its infested with trolls and larps and the culture is shit as it encourages spamming and trolling, it needs a hard restart, I'd create my own forum and pay some whiz to set it up so its easy to screen out the unwanted, and efficient

There would be strict rules, you can't give BS one word responses, no postmaxxing, etc

you'd probably have to have some sort of photo verification to screen out larps and fakecels. problem is that everyone has their own idea of what counts, some dont think white people are allowed, some are sub8law, ect. you could also make a bot that sifts through everones message until they say some suss shit enough times where it then alerts the moderators for review. problem is that the more you do this the more the place will end up like reddit. just like free speech you have to accept the good and the bad.
 
I'd hire a lawyer to collect the earnings for me. I'm remaining 100% anonymous.

I'd do nothing with the money for a year. Just leave it sat in savings.

Would seek financial advice from a reputable financial advisor the following year.

Probably Stick it all in stocks.

Live off the profits, helping others with the profits but also living a minimalist lifestyle.
 
you'd probably have to have some sort of photo verification to screen out larps and fakecels. problem is that everyone has their own idea of what counts, some dont think white people are allowed, some are sub8law, ect. you could also make a bot that sifts through everones message until they say some suss shit enough times where it then alerts the moderators for review. problem is that the more you do this the more the place will end up like reddit. just like free speech you have to accept the good and the bad.
Separate everyone to different categories on the forum & make it that you can only view 10% of the threads from the other sub sections of the forum then have everyone plot amongst their own sub section for domination of the board like a big -cel war, just like real life!
 
problem is that everyone has their own idea of what counts, some dont think white people are allowed, some are sub8law, ect

Yes, and all those criterion are bullshit, also never heard anyone say all white guys period aren't allowed, sub 8 law should not even be taken seriously, its an obvious troll, I'd straight up permaban people for speaking as if it is legit

you could also make a bot that sifts through everones message until they say some suss shit enough times where it then alerts the moderators for review

Pretty good idea

problem is that the more you do this the more the place will end up like reddit. just like free speech you have to accept the good and the bad.

It would be a black pilled reddit though, which means it would appeal to black pillers

Trolling and larping I will not tolerate at all, I will not accept it, there's no need for it to be there, its easily screened out if you have a serious user base
 
Wealth max to the extreme... Invest Invest Invest... That & more...
 
i'd pay the taxes for it because i dobut i can get away with doing so, get a small apartment, maybe a new pc, and mostly spend the money on things like necessities like food and bills. other than that, i'd set aside a sum which i think can keep me going for a long time and look into investing the rest to generate income streams so i'm relatively safe in the future.
 
first big investment would definitely go to my disgusting teeth
 
LLS, surgerymax and start a business
 
Fuck bitches and do drugs:feelzez:
 
I would create videogame mansion where everything is cool. We live like fucking kings with an endless supply of drugs and whores. Anime is allowed.
 
1. GTR
2. Personal chef
3. Personal nutritionist
4. Personal trainer
5. Plastic surgery evaluation & potential procedures
 
1. See if I've been made public.
2. Check to see how much I owe in taxes.
high IQ. afterwards I would dump 50% in diversified equities . then use another 10% across precious metals and various currencies in the small chance of American collapse. final 40% used to buy a home and stuff with my necessary amenities (float tank, cryo pod, oxygen tanks) and then use rest of money to travel in luxury.
Give out free money to based users here, and invite them to live in the new uncucked village I build.
damn that's pretty good idea. tho a 100 million won't be enough for more than 10-20 people to live in luxury.
1. GTR
2. Personal chef
3. Personal nutritionist
4. Personal trainer
5. Plastic surgery evaluation & potential procedures
this pretty good idea too for incels around 4/10 and average height. but good amount here are too fucked lookswise for that.
 
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damn that's pretty good idea. tho a 100 million won't be enough for more than 10-20 people to live in luxury.

What amenities would it take for people to live in luxury?
 
What amenities would it take for people to live in luxury?
Pool, large home gym , high quality shower. large kitchen. some rich people have separate rooms for home theatre, a section of their house or small separate building for guests. A winery and maybe a collection room.
 
1. move to texas
2. buy a mclaren
3. buy guns for 1 mil and a range and a mid sized house
4. possibly go to japan to escortcel (it would be barely noticeable when you have 100mil)
5. buy a decomissioned fighter jet and get a pilots license (g91/mig21 would be nice since i would have 100mil i could repair it completely)
6. use the rest of the money to pay bills or invest
 
Winning the lottery one day is one of my biggest copes. I'd do the following if I won $100 million

>move to Spain/Portugal and buy a big mansion with a garden, pool etc from a very peaceful neighborhood near a large city, that would look like this
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>I'd spend the days making and listening to music, smoking weed, drinking and fucking prostitutes
>buy expensive cars
>Sometimes I'd travel to the US to party and fuck bitches that I'd get by being moneymaxxed, I've always wanted to live in the US and visit all the big cities (los angeles, new york etc)
>try to become famous by paying big producers to make hit songs with me
>use drugs and party
>only fly with private jets
>rope at 40 because nothing could make me happy anymore
I move to some 3rd world country and just buy out teen holes for the rest of my life. Parents would give me their daughter's virginity for a couple of thousands.


Would honestly think more about how fast can i waste that money before dying.
 
I move to some 3rd world country and just buy out teen holes for the rest of my life. Parents would give me their daughter's virginity for a couple of thousands.


Would honestly think more about how fast can i waste that money before dying.
brutal but third world countries don't have top tier girls mostly
 
I'd dedicate my life to trolling irl. Nationwide billboards that get hoes mad.
 
brutal but third world countries don't have top tier girls mostly
You think im retarded like Napoleon ? I do not give a single fuck about appearance as long as they're not sub4.

That feeling of having blood on my cock and breaking that hymen will be worth more than any foid's appearance. Foids only get that once. With that money I can enjoy that many times over in different regions.
 
Hair transplant
Stem cell treatment for ED
Tons of prostitutes/pornstars
 
Pool, large home gym , high quality shower. large kitchen. some rich people have separate rooms for home theatre, a section of their house or small separate building for guests. A winery and maybe a collection room.

Then it wouldn't take 100 million just to build that for a bunch of people. Hotels and resorts do this on the cheap.
 
I’d give all .co users money for surgery and lead an army

but if I was serious I’d never wageslaving again and fuck bitches
 
Would pretend being poor, and continue to search for cultured waifu
 
Then it wouldn't take 100 million just to build that for a bunch of people. Hotels and resorts do this on the cheap.
that's true but at some point, you would likey need legitimate customers to keep the resort/hotel running. Possibly have incels who pay a free get higher quality rooms and the NEETcels get bare minimum luxury.
 
I would get myself a decent not too expensive house.
I would spend some money on a new computer setup and audio setup.
Not sure if i would buy an exoensive car tbh. Maybe years later if i actually manage to live in a stable way with this money.
Escorts
 
would never work

charity
 
  1. Move all money to offshore account
  2. move to Spain (Malaga) and betabuxx a foid that looked like Penélope Cruz or Mónica Cruz , make wifey and breed LOL. I'd buy a bmw m5 and carmaxx.
  3. Give will to kids
  4. and travel world with wifey.


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shitpost low effort low iq post on incels.co, but this time on a yacht
 
Become a sugar daddy
 
make it last until I die
 
id try and invest it in real estate.

and fuck hookers
 
plan for 100 million dollar win:

first step set up a high interest saving account for 2 million dollars raking in at least 8% a year interest, any bank with a braincell gives me thi sinterest rate as this is a huge sum, I have seen over 10% inteerst for huge sums, so 8% is low and easily attainable. 8% of 2 million is a whole 160,000 dollars a year, your set for life.
I only spend the interest on this account.

Initial purchase outright house for just 140k in home country U.K. small bungalow ok area unflashy clean no work needed, easily attainable, for me to live in indefinately.

The rest, so have around 97.8 million dollars, to try and set up a media empire the world has not seen since news corp called Objective Truths but with this mission:

*spread the black pill in whatever form through the various arms of Objective Truths.

*set the organisation up as a non for profit charity


Financials set up of organisation:
*50 million dollars is held in a high interest savings account over 8% easy as huge amount.

*The other 48 million is spent and distributed as the below denominations:
*15% Social arm
*15% Education arm
*25% Media arm
*44.9% Business arm
* 0.1% Faux non for profit poverty scheme:
Reason for disproportionately initial low investment into social and education , and high concentration initially on Business and media arms, is the need to build up the financial and media resources of the organizational initially. To be able to help more people in the long run the organization needs to continue to expand and aquire more and more resources to increase the scope of its help.


The reason for high media spend is to increase the awareness of the blackpill from the start to make a large impact, which has the possibility of a network effect of attracting inward investment into the organization, low chance but worthwhile, whereas education and social arms are money drains net.


The various arms will then be given a share of the profits made from the media and business arms.

Profits distribution of business and financial arms:
*20% of all profits of the organisation goes towards financially supporting Social arm
*25% of all profits of the organisation goes towards financially supporting Education arm
*34.9% of all profit back into Business arm
*20% into high interest savings account that the original 50 million is saved
* 0.1% Faux non for profit poverty scheme:
Structure of operation:
Every entity is their own distinct company under the umbrella of the organisation, in a highly complex distant way as to be hidden from most of dumb norman public who cant make connection if they dont look very hard.

This is a u.k. based operation to begin with as we start small and dominate and monopolise one area, when the organisation gets too big to fail eg gets too much power politically and economically and can start dictating laws eg google facebook big, only then does it expand to try and infuence the west Europe first.

entities:
media arm:
*sole aim is to create black pill media, essentially a mission of covert indoctrination, eg a la Brexit campaign by brexit party and dominic cummings. To low key black pill all males, through every concievable NORMAN dumbass consooooooomer media vector:

*film, setting up a film company and support only of super blackpilled directors and scripts, heavily financing and promoting these films in the mass media huge pushing of this agenda.

*music: same deal setting up a film company and support only of super blackpilled producers and artists, heavily financing in the mass media huge pushing of this agenda

*Television company: setting up a T.V. company and support only of super blackpilled directors and scripts, heavily financing and promoting these films in the mass media huge pushing of this agenda

*social media: setting up a social media company and support only super blackpilled artists,
imagine a bank rolled FACEandlms what he could do how his content could be broadened widened, black pill jesus etc

Also creation of technology in this space that is black pilled:
Black pilled apps, lampooning funny apps based on blackpill like:
eg imagine a reversed tinder a mickey take app that incels use blackpilled app
Some form of game based upon the black pill, experienced as an incel, based arounf=d the funny memes and youtube funny doomer v bloomer v zoomer videos, that rips apart dumb NORMAN LOGIC AND BULLSHIT HERR DERR FEMINIST SOCIETY AGENDA
heavily financing in the mass media huge pushing of this agenda.

Facebook, twitter, instagram, Tiktok, huge presence on these with channels made on all platforms bringing together many artists blackpilled to one channel on each platform, to create and disseminate black pill and lampoon explode the reversed and poor NORMAN logic mocking of this logic exposing the inherent lies and inequalities of society and facade of society in humourous ways only.

*Publishing company: setting up a film company and support only of super blackpilled producers and artists, heavily finiancing in the mass media huge pushing of this agenda

social arm:
financially supporting INCELS WORLD WIDE, only to the most dire oppressed incels in desperate need eg Homeless men and abused incels.
creating housing projects which discriminate FOR MEN ONLY AT BOTTOM OF SOCIETY.
creating food projects in the same manner
creating business advice centres which give loans and financial support, legal advice, sponsorship to FOR MEN ONLY AT BOTTOM OF SOCIETY, to start and maintain existing businesses, where this business is viable and high iq not NORMAN dumb idea.
creating industry and jobs where possible for male only industries: I am not sure how this could be done on this small scale would need many millions to make even a dent to a local economy and solve even the very most local of job market problems, this is a huge long term project. Talking 20 years plus to do ANYTHING GOOD and make any kind of impact.

educational arm

Setting up of centres for male incels only and educating and skilling them up in specific highly skilled techincal areas eg STEM, high skill level jobs in vocational engineering, mechanics, forestry, cookery, construction, plumbing,


business arm:

* a shell company or companies set up for profit making solely, but profit only is used as above only.

* run and headed all by chads and staceys as FACES OF SHELL COMPANIES: pushing the latest fad products

*is run on fads and what is popular to normans, eg vaping craze make up a vaping company, vegan fad etc etc but be very very competitive on price be cheapest or near cheapest on market.

* is only set up to fund social, Is only set up to fund social, educational, media arms of organisation, keeps no profit, unless required for maintenance of operations.educational, media arms of organisation

Particular section devoted to buying, management and identification of properties in huge housing bubble areas eg London and New york, these dumb areas have crazy growth of over 10% a year house prices, only buying elite properties in most exclusive parts of city as these have almost exponential gains % increases a year.


Is only set up to fund social, educational, media arms of organisation, keeps no profit, unless required for maintenance of operations.


Faux non for profit poverty scheme:
*set up to justify the rest of the operations as a muh non profit for reducing inequality for all
*basis of operation is supporting all homeless people of every background and every minority, sex, indiscriminantly, operates a food bank food banks dissemninating help to all homeless
*Budget is 0.1% of total profit loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Evolution of organisation:

When if it is successful and the financial power of organisation grows, new arms are created to increase the POLITICAL POWER OF IT:

political arm:
15% of all profits are no devoted to this new arm, with every other arm reducing equally to accomodate this change, eg every one reduces income by around 4%.
resources go into:
buying politicians for influence in the areas of employment, law and education, buying their time and influence getting them to ask specific black pill question in parliament, buying their voice in parliament and select commitees.
Many lobby groups are set up at the u.k. parliament, in areas of employment, law and education, to influence the law and parliament to push black pill and mens rights advocate for REAL EQUALITY OF THE LAW IN ALL OF THESE AREAS.

Creation of a law firm or buying out of a medium sized law firm:
which only deals with male issues when the law has been objectively unequal to him in comparison with female equivalent.
counter sues and seeks to launch lawsuits against females who makes false rape claims in court and the trail is thrown out of court and the accuser is completely aquitted.
concentrates on law suts where LOOKISM is a factor in regards to employment, eg unfair dismissal cases, workplace bullying cases etc



SPOILER:

100 MILLION PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH TO BE HONEST


I OVER REACHED LOLOLOLOL
 

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