Subhuman Niceguy
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Damn, I should rope.
I was sitting at the table, eating dinner - and my little foid cousin calls (she’ll be 24 in April) my mother to FaceTime with her.
My little foid cousin wanted to vent, because her purse was stolen and she thinks one of her coworkers stole it. My mother asked her if she canceled her credit card so nobody could use it.
My little foid cousin answered, “I didn’t have anything important in it. Just a little bit of cash, and my birth control pills”…
Damn it! I knew she was dating but I didn’t know she was fucking these random guys. Damn it, I am the only virgin in my family - even my grandma has more sexual experience than me! Damn it, my aunt is a closeted lesbian and she has dated before.
It’s over, I remember playing video games with her when she was a girl, and watching cartoons and “Hannah Montana” with her - now she’s a cum bucket.
Damn.
I was sitting at the table, eating dinner - and my little foid cousin calls (she’ll be 24 in April) my mother to FaceTime with her.
My little foid cousin wanted to vent, because her purse was stolen and she thinks one of her coworkers stole it. My mother asked her if she canceled her credit card so nobody could use it.
My little foid cousin answered, “I didn’t have anything important in it. Just a little bit of cash, and my birth control pills”…
Damn it! I knew she was dating but I didn’t know she was fucking these random guys. Damn it, I am the only virgin in my family - even my grandma has more sexual experience than me! Damn it, my aunt is a closeted lesbian and she has dated before.
It’s over, I remember playing video games with her when she was a girl, and watching cartoons and “Hannah Montana” with her - now she’s a cum bucket.
Damn.