tehgymcel420
Fesikhcel From Zabbaleen
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Did anyone else every plan their funeral? I used to do this when I was a teen because I knew I'd never get married and have a nice wedding, so I would fantasize about having a nice funeral.
This is what my dream funeral looks like. It's in Zabbaleen (obviously), my body is brought in on an old hospital stretcher that was found in the dump. I'm surrounded by all the Zabbaleen while they chant this Coptic burial hymn that is usually sung during Easter.
My body is lowered into a trash compactor, and the mayor of Zabbaleen activates the compactor as the chant comes to an end. My life is trash so I should be disposed of like trash.
This is what my dream funeral looks like. It's in Zabbaleen (obviously), my body is brought in on an old hospital stretcher that was found in the dump. I'm surrounded by all the Zabbaleen while they chant this Coptic burial hymn that is usually sung during Easter.
My body is lowered into a trash compactor, and the mayor of Zabbaleen activates the compactor as the chant comes to an end. My life is trash so I should be disposed of like trash.