[It's Over] Incel Trait: too depressed to wipe his ass after taking a shit (and reading these articles)

Is ass-wiping a major cope?

  • Yes

    Votes: 38 35.8%
  • No

    Votes: 68 64.2%

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chudur-budur

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Just look at these articles:
  1. “How do I tell my boyfriend he needs to wipe more?”
  2. Real chads don't wipe their butt-holes.
  3. It's so common that now feminists are labelling it as "septic masculinity"
  4. They want us to make our butt-holes wiped.
Remember, the comments are from women complaining about their bfs/husbands.

After reading those articles, I am feeling very depressed.

I came to the realization that "ass wiping is a major cope".

A 9/10 blonde chad who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid. Where a 5'2" 2/10 butt-ugly curry who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring of the old faithful geyser at Yellowstone national park 10 times a day will never be able to get any shit.


JFL @ ass-wipercels.

Never began.
 
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If you dont wipe your ass your ass itches so I wipe
 
WawelDragon1683

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Great thread. Important topic.
 
chudur-budur

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autism kills

autism kills

retribution tastes so sweet
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stinky skidmark chad >>>>> incel with perfect hygiene that wears an expensive fragrance
 
Mr.Sophistication

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A 9/10 blonde chad who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid. Where a 5'2" 2/10 butt-ugly curry who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring of the old faithful geyser at Yellowstone national park 10 times a day will never be able to get any shit.
Lol, shit thread (hah) but that part was really funny. In any case, wiping your ass properly is important to your hygiene and probably has a lot of health benefits, just as showering, dont get how someone can bring himself to neglect either so much.
 
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over for kegelcels
 
chudur-budur

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Lol, shit thread (hah) but that part was really funny. In any case, wiping your ass properly is important to your hygiene and probably has a lot of health benefits, just as showering, dont get how someone can bring himself to neglect either so much.
Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.
 
Mr.Sophistication

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Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.
Not to say that youre assessment is wrong really, but I think running around while my own feces cling to my ass would be a rather uncomfortable experience.
 
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I just use water, buddy boyos
 
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I read every single word and laughed
 
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Literal shitpost
 
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Any skidmarkcels here?
 
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When I am on leave from wageslaving and don't need to go outside I sometimes go a week or more without showering, then the smell gets too much. If I didn't need to go outside I'd have probably one shower a month and luxuriate in my musk tbh.
 
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Shitty thread.
 
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JFL at hygiene copers
 
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Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.
Zabbaleen strays who've never bathed in their lives and never wipe their ass still mogs us.
 
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Chad probably has such robust GI health and intestinal fauna genetic predisposition that he doesn't need to wipe, his turds are perfectly composed in terms of density and softness, being neither too hard or too soft and squidgy.

I've taken a few chad shits in my life time, where it just slides out easily despite its girth/length yet when I wipe there is literally no residue to clean up. I imagine its the closest a man can come to experiencing an orgasmic child birth.
 
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I don't wipe because I have a bidet attachment on my toilet that works so much better with less waste.
 
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Zabbaleen strays who've never bathed in their lives and never wipe their ass still mogs us.
turd-crusted-butt-holed-dog-pill is the most lethal dogpill among all genre of dogpills.
Chad probably has such robust GI health and intestinal fauna genetic predisposition that he doesn't need to wipe, his turds are perfectly composed in terms of density and softness, being neither too hard or too soft and squidgy.
This is not a joke. Intestinal health plays a very big part of your metabolism, nutrient absorption, physical growth and overall physical soundness. It also greatly effects your brain functions. Even a healthy shit production dictates your acne and skin conditions. Not only that, a very sound and strong digestive tract is genetic. No wonder chads butt-holes produce the most ideal shit.
I don't wipe because I have a bidet attachment on my toilet that works so much better with less waste.
Bidetmaxxing is a legit game.
 
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Inincelcel

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Chads crusty poopoo hole mogs all pf us into oblivion :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :feelspuke: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
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Wiping your ass is gay.
 
Musophobia

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pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years
 
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pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years
Sounds interesting, any link? We need to do more research on shitpill.
Chad gets Stacy to lick his ass clean.
Stacies pay money to lick a chad's skidmark.
 
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I try to use expensive shower supplies and wear nice clothing and I get laughed at. Chad puts on his white t-shirt turned yellow from coffee stains, cum stains, and sweat., never shower and still find fuckmeat.
 
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Sounds interesting, any link? We need to do more research on shitpill.
this subject needs more research but considering females can judge a male's genetic makeup from smell alone, I wouldnt be surprised if poop was an indicator of genetic superiority
 
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this subject needs more research but considering females can judge a male's genetic makeup from smell alone, I wouldnt be surprised if poop was an indicator of genetic superiority
High IQ hypothesis, thanks for the link. I will do some study on it.
 
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pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years
'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys
 
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I try to use expensive shower supplies and wear nice clothing and I get laughed at. Chad puts on his white t-shirt turned yellow from coffee stains, cum stains, and sweat., never shower and still find fuckmeat.
'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys
Damn ...
 
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'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys
I can imagine gigachads selling their poops for transplant tbh
It has the potential to become a huge industry, if I had the money I would start a business on it tbh
 
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Chad doesn't need to wipe, that's what his gf's tongue is for.
 
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question splits this community in two
 
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Why would chad wipe his ass, when he got a hole who clean his butt hole by giving him rimjob?
 
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The feeling of having shit glued to your butt is terrible. I don't only wipe but I wash myself every time I take a shit.

I guess I need even more showers though, because I'm still an incel.
 
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Epic thread lads, quality blackpill discussion.
 
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Only incels have to wipe their ass while stacy licks chad's clean.
 
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There is no wipe for my face!
 
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Chad doesn't need to wipe, that's what his gf's tongue is for.
Brutal. It's over.
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question splits this community in two
I won't be surprised if a war starts from this. We used to have race wars on this forum on a regular basis.
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question splits this community in two
I won't be surprised if a war starts from this. We used to have race wars on this forum on a regular basis.
Why would chad wipe his ass, when he got a hole who clean his butt hole by giving him rimjob?
Exactly.
The feeling of having shit glued to your butt is terrible.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
Epic thread lads, quality blackpill discussion.
:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
Only incels have to wipe their ass while stacy licks chad's clean.
Brutal shit-licking-whore-pill.
There is no wipe for my face!
There is no wipe for my ass too.
 
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It's over for cleanasscels
 
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The men are probably just being careless. If anything, women are more likely to not wipe because guys will put up with it. The one guy saying wiping is feminine is coping hard though. Back then, our bodies were evolved to not wipe. Whereas now, in our ultra clean environment, our bodies will not be able to adapt to the cesspit of germs that linger from not wiping. Also consider that we used to live outdoors, and ate diets that were way more natural. Back then, they would bathe in rivers, which would naturally clean the ass.
Any skidmarkcels here?
 
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