Before you go apeshit and scream
fakecel fakecel faggot OUT
My Tinder profile consists of a picture of Mario pointing a pistol towards the camera, my username is "Bruh" and my bio says to swipe right "otherwise your mom will die in your sleep." If you can't tell, I wasn't expecting a goddamn thing.
I somehow match with this cute 6/10. She starts the conversation with "BRUH" to which I reply "bruh" (yes, we're both zoomer faggots).
I then tell a joke about the holocaust, and she laughs.
I decided to strike the iron while it was hot and told her a joke about niggers and feminists, and she laughed at both of them.
I then decided to summon the lowinhib in me and asked her "When are we meeting?
" to which she replies "whenever you want ahah". I told her I can come only on Fridays and the weekend, because the rest of the week I'm slaving 8h a day for my jew boss.
Bros wtf, not even I can believe this is happening. I suppose I'm gonna get ghosted very soon.
TL;DR.: I somehow got a date
on fucking Tinder while my profile had a meme name/profile pic/bio.