Ricemen are the architects of their own downfall sometimes

[Eng-Cel]

So there was a Ricegirl in my city last year I was crushing on in my city, an fob (8 or 9/10 in looks, no joke).

I never had a chance with her before you call me fakecel (she referred to me as "friend" enough times, obviously friendzoned), we just called often and talked about random shit like Chinese politics.

I get the gist that as she's FOB, she prefers her own Ricemen. She tells me a story how pissed off she was when she went to dinner with a Riceman. Said he was on his phone playing games like a 13 year old lmao.

What the hell Ricecels? We literally have a Noodle in the west that didn't immediately chase a Pigskin (a very rare sight). And you'd rather play shitty mobile games while on a dinner date that she initiated? Even though I don't trust women, I'd cherish a fucking 1 on 1 dinner date lmao.

Anyway, I ditched and stopped talking to the biatch, because she would go cold and take days to get back to me on text. Probably has a White Chad in her bed as we speak.

 

[Billowel]

this is low key foid worshipping.who cares that she dated some asian chad who doesn't pay much attention to his date.

 

[Mecoja]

Maybe he was a giga Chang.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

He was probably an asian chad that had options

 

[Lonely4Ever]

I like posts with pretty pictures, not walls of texts!

 

[Eng-Cel]

this is low key foid worshipping.who cares that she dated some asian chad who doesn't pay much attention to his date.

I haven't seen a Chang for a long ass time in the UK. The Ricemen on the street have gotten taller (often matching my 5'9 barefoot height), but none have good faces.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

So there was a Ricegirl in my city last year I was crushing on in my city, an fob (8 or 9/10 in looks, no joke).

I never had a chance with her before you call me fakecel (she referred to me as "friend" enough times, obviously friendzoned), we just called often and talked about random shit like Chinese politics.

I get the gist that as she's FOB, she prefers her own Ricemen. She tells me a story how pissed off she was when she went to dinner with a Riceman. Said he was on his phone playing games like a 13 year old lmao.

What the hell Ricecels? We literally have a Noodle in the west that didn't immediately chase a Pigskin (a very rare sight). And you'd rather play shitty mobile games while on a dinner date that she initiated? Even though I don't trust women, I'd cherish a fucking 1 on 1 dinner date lmao.

Anyway, I ditched and stopped talking to the biatch, because she would go cold and take days to get back to me on text. Probably has a White Chad in her bed as we speak.

OMG you’re Batman beyond