PPEcel
cope and seethe
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I am the perfect passenger. I'm at like a 4.9 I think.
Because I am subhuman, I am always alone. I am quiet. I sit there in silence, reading emails on my phone, until I reach my destination. I don't give a fuck about music. The driver can play whatever he wants. Or he can choose not to play anything at all. That is fine too. The driver can focus on driving and not on having silly little chitchat. If the driver doesn't start a conversation, I won't start one.
I don't engage in loud conversation and make crude jokes with my friends because I have none. I don't make out with and fuck a Stacy in the back seats, because obviously, I am an incel. So far I've been successful at not throwing up in someone else's vehicle, despite the fact that I drink occasionally. And by occasionally I mean frequently.
Basically, being a subhuman male means that you and you alone are in control of your Uber rating. Because you are always alone. You won't ever have another passenger in the car with you. And it will probably be that way forever.
Because I am subhuman, I am always alone. I am quiet. I sit there in silence, reading emails on my phone, until I reach my destination. I don't give a fuck about music. The driver can play whatever he wants. Or he can choose not to play anything at all. That is fine too. The driver can focus on driving and not on having silly little chitchat. If the driver doesn't start a conversation, I won't start one.
I don't engage in loud conversation and make crude jokes with my friends because I have none. I don't make out with and fuck a Stacy in the back seats, because obviously, I am an incel. So far I've been successful at not throwing up in someone else's vehicle, despite the fact that I drink occasionally. And by occasionally I mean frequently.
Basically, being a subhuman male means that you and you alone are in control of your Uber rating. Because you are always alone. You won't ever have another passenger in the car with you. And it will probably be that way forever.